usernames
moonie: taeil
dadsapastor: mark
tannedboi: donghyuck
icecream: jaemin
realrapunzel: hendery
stupidposes: doyoung
handsanitizereater: jeno
moominbitch: renjun
furry: taeyong
tallasstree: lucas
grandma: kun
goodboygonebad: yangyang
chenlookatmysexyface: chenle
jisuckurmom: jisung
buffjasmine: xiaojun
winwow: sicheng
belieber: ten
yutaxesuck: yuta
shoteup: shotaro
sungsimp: sungchan
peachyass: jaehyun
johnnyjohnnyyesdaddy: johnny
thatsawetasswoo: jungwoo
nct 127
5:am
furry: ok is everyone on the bus
tannedboi: yes mother
tannedboi: but can we leave mark at the dorm
dadsapastor: i agree
dadsapastor: i'd rather be with the dreamies than hyuck
tannedboi: mark
tannedboi: ur so stupid
icecream: u fucking slut
icecream: were coming w/u
icecream: how do u like that huh
tallasstree: just remove the middle text
tallasstree: and voila
icecream: ew hyung
icecream: wtf is wrong with u
grandma: congrats yukhei
grandma: u have officially made this cursed
goodboygonebad: lucas ur cursed asf
goodboygonebad: and u can't say anything grandma
grandma: im not even that old omg
goodboygonebad: yeah yeah
goodboygonebad: tell that to the judge
grandma: what judge
goodboygonebad: me
grandma: oh ok
grandma: so ur old
goodboygonebad: nvm
furry: anyway
furry: all in favour of thinking this is gonna be fun say i
stupidposes: no
belieber: what he said
grandma: ok listen up wayv
grandma: all in favour of jumping off the bus say i
grandma: i
goodboygonebad: i
buffjasmine: i
realrapunzel: i
tallasstree: i
winwow: i
belieber: i
realrapunzel: wait
realrapunzel: the bus is stopping
realrapunzel: quick
realrapunzel: this is our chance
furry: thank god u did that urself
furry: bc we're right outside our hotel
buffjasmine: r u serious
furry: now
furry: all that is left is to get the dreamies + mark off the bus
dadsapastor: oh ew
dadsapastor: hyuck is staying on the bus
dadsapastor: im out then
tannedboi: not if i can beat u to it
tannedboi: oh shoot
tannedboi: taeyong won't budge out the doorway now
tannedboi: iDIOT WHY DID U COME OUT THE SAME TIME AS ME
dadsapastor: I SAID I WAS COMING FIRST
tallasstree: that sounds so wrong
handsanitizereater: u think everything sounds wrong
handsanitizereater: i bet u even think sucking juice out of sweet corn sounds wrong too
handsanitizereater: bc i do
yutaxesuck: both of u shut up omg
yutaxesuck: anyways my baby is off the bus so im leaving too
winwow: taeyong im gonna punch u in the balls if u don't move out of my way
furry: what balls
furry: anyways
furry: just dreamies left minus hyuck + mark
tannedboi: wym
tannedboi: hes not part of dream anymore
jisuckurmom: do u even remember our meeting
tannedboi: what meeting
furry: oh i see
furry: oh wait it's just the staff
furry: wait nvm noren is behind them
furry: that leaves us with
furry: oh wait i forgot about 127
furry: and our new members
moonie: petition to sue lee taeyong
thatsawetasswoo: where do i sign
icecream: hyung
icecream: ur name sounds wrong on so many levels
icecream: if u actually think about it
tannedboi: jaemin
tannedboi: fuck u
icecream: mark
icecream: fuck hyuck
icecream: he wants it
chenlookatmysexyface: oKAY I AM NOT STAYING ON THE BUS WITH HIM
jisuckurmom: same
stupidposes: aBORT ABORT
sungsimp: im new
sungsimp: i should get used to this huh
shoteup: hurry tf up
furry: okay that leaves us with
furrry: jaemin
furry: get off the bus or ill throw strawberry flavoured ice cream at ur hair
icecream: shut up im coming bitch
furry: ok that's all of us
furry: into the hotel we go
furry: btw ur all gonna choose a number and whatever number it is ull share a room with the person who got the same number
tannedboi: not that i care except if it's mark but ok
stupidposes: this is so stupid
moominbitch: like ur poses
stupidposes: like moomin
furry: ok so
furry: mark, haechan
tannedboi: oH MY GOD UR DOING THIS ON PURPOSE
dadsapastor: where's that petition to sue him
furry: yeah but it's for u to get along
dadsapastor: SO U ADMITTED IT THAT UR DOING IT ON PURPOSE
furry: i only arranged the bus one
furry: this one is legit tho
dadsapastor: hyuck
dadsapastor: i got number 8
dadsapastor: what did u get
tannedboi: U COPIED ME
dadsapastor: NO I DIDNT WTF
furry: anyways
furry: mark, haechan - chenle, jisung - renjun, yangyang - jeno, johnny - sungchan, ten - jaemin, shotaro - kun, doyoung - hendery, jungwoo - yuta, xiaojun - jaehyun, lucas - taeyong, sicheng
furry: and taeil gets his own room bc he's the oldest
shoteup: ok i have a problem
shoteup: why are we all put with different people but
shoteup: chenle and jisung??
shoteup: i mean i can see why mark, hyuck and taeils reasons but why those two
tannedboi: exactly what i was gonna say
furry: well
furry: because they have the same numbers dumbos
jisuckurmom: goodnight whores
chenlookatmysexyface: shut up and get inside