love potion | porco galliard

By zekerets

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You and Porco declare your hate for each other after fighting over the lead role for a class musical. Meanwhi... More

LOVE POTION
TAGS / WARNINGS
01: ROLES
02: SCHOLAR
03: HATE
04: ADVERTISE
05: GOAL
06: PLEA
07: TALK
08: ALONE
09: COMFORT
10: EMBARRASS
11: PACKAGE
12: PRACTICE
13: SODA
14: PANIC
15: AVOID
17: PROBLEM
18: SUSPICIOUS
19: FIRST
20: PRIVATE
21: CONFRONT
22: PLANNING

16: TWITTER

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By zekerets

destiny's child outsold
Thursday at 11:14 AM

beast kinnie
hii

@marceline 😏
where are you?

marceline 😏
hellooo i'm here

beast kinnie
hello!! where have you been?

someone called you
earlier, are you okay?

marceline 😏
ohhh, sorry sorry

i asked permission from
professor magath if i could
come in late for practice
bc my tutor called me to
do my homework 😓

beast kinnie
ohhh :( is it for
your bs degree?

marceline 😏
yesss! then annie
asked me to bring
her something

beast kinnie
oh

what did she ask for?

marceline 😏
pomegranates and
a lot of nuts? they're
really random lol, but
she said she needed
them and stuff

pokko
um

no way is marcel
going to get a gf
before me

marceline 😏
PORCO

beast kinnie
PORCOOO

marceline 😏
wait what is that
supposed to mean

beast kinnie
porco!! hello

pokko
hi colt !! and brother...

it means it's UNFAIR
that you're getting
a gf before me

marceline 😏
wtf

we always knew that
I'M the one getting a
girlfriend first

beast kinnie
how do you even know
that annie likes you?

pokko
LMAO NICE ONE COLT

get his ass

marceline 😏
😐

you were just sweet
to me a moment ago.
what happened :(

i don't think she likes
me back haha but i do
know i'm getting an s/o
soon. suck it porco

pokko
you suck

marceline 😏
that's exactly what
marceline the vampire
does, so yes i do

beast kinnie
I think I'm the one
who's going to get
an s/o first

pokko
um

yeah okay sure

beast kinnie
hihi

jealousy is a disease

pokko
i am NOT jealous

beast kinnie
sure you are

pokko
marcel has to get
his bank account
ready because i'm
not going to let him
win this bet

marceline 😏
YOU CAN DREAM BROTHER

beast kinnie
why do you call each
other brother like you're
from the 17th century

pokko
you're the one who calls
us your comrades but ok

marceline 😏
it's for the dark
academia aesthetic

beast kinnie
riiight

marceline 😏
RIGHT

annie may not like
me back right now
but she will soon!!

pokko
okay? 😒

beast kinnie
when did this bet
even start anyway?

marceline 😏
ummm in grade 6

pokko
no it didn't

marceline 😏
yes, it did

you got rejected by
your crush and you
got mad at me so i
told you to shut up
but you wanted to
bet on it instead

beast kinnie
that makes a lot of sense

pokko
LMAO NO I DIDN'T?? LIAR

marceline 😏
I AM NOT A LIAR

pokko
that's not how
it happened smh

WHY would i bet on
something like that
for 100 euros in
sixth grade

marceline 😏
because you were sad
that you got rejected

pokko
I WAS NOT

marceline 😏
YES, YOU WERE

beast kinnie
even if porco didn't
start the bet for that
reason, marcel is still
winning though

pokko
that's mean 😞

marceline 😏
gross

don't fall for his tricks
colt, he's going to
brainwash you

pokko
brainwash WHERE?

beast kinnie
I am just stating the truth

pokko
yuck

get your dream
girl i guess

marceline 😏
thanks brother

someday you will
get a girlfriend too

pokko
☹️

hopefully

marceline 😏
used an emoji AGAIN

take cover colt, he's
going to brainwash u

pokko
I'M NOT BRAINWASHING

HOW IS THAT EVEN
BRAINWASHING TF

i'm... sad? lmao?

this feels weird

marceline 😏
wait :( i'm sorry,
what happened?

beast kinnie
are you okay?

pokko
i

it's ok

i'm just overthinking
haha i'll be fine soon
i think !!

marceline 😏
wahhh really?

beast kinnie
are you sure?

pokko
yeah

marceline 😏
:0

beast kinnie
hmmm alright

if you ever need
anything, just come
to me and ask, okay?

pokko
hNdxzssjs sure !!

beast kinnie
yay!

and @marceline 😏,
please go back to the
auditorium asap, sir
magath is looking for
you nowww

marceline 😏
OH OKAY

i'm on my way,
see you guys later!
✔️ Seen by everyone

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