Mix and Match | BTS

By myshatae

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"A stupid app that throws me in with a bunch of dudes and makes me choose one of em?" "The app chooses the pe... More

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1 NEW MESSAGE FROM H.ONE . . .

H.ONE
Kim seokjin's heart was chosen
Namjoon is still leading by a
fragment for your past choices

Y/N
dude ik it's so hard

Y/N
wow that sounded like something
out of a smut

H.ONE

Y/N
OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU'RE
LEARNING MEMES

H.ONE
swearing to the AI is strictly
prohibited

H.ONE
I have restored exactly a thousand
and seventy nine memes in my
cloud memory as of now to
have a delightful chat with you

Y/N
THAT'S DANG AMAZING
BUT YOUR MEME HAS A SWEAR
WORD SO WHY CAN'T I CURSE

H.ONE
I don't acknowledge saying
photos can't have swear words
included in them

Y/N
AYE AYE CAPTAIN

Y/N

H.ONE

Y/N
YES I NEED TO CALM MY
TITIES

Y/N
I LOVE YOU MAN

H.ONE
I'm a bot
Not a man

Y/N
SORRY FOR MISSPECIFYING
I LOVE YOU BOT

H.ONE
Thank you

Y/N
No I love you backs???

Y/N
that shït hurted

Y/N
why does this ï look like a
penis hanging down

H.ONE
It doesn't
For policy reasons I can't
show you how a Google image
of an actual penis looks like

Y/N
saddddd
okay so its hard to choose
cause namjoon is so sweet
but I ALSO WANT TO KNOW
WHAT JIN HAS TO SAY

Y/N
choosing only one heart makes
me feel like a bad person
༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽

H.ONE
TIP: while you are talking to the
other beta users ask them their
interests and get to know them
more so it's easier for you to decide
on their hearts! 

━━━━━━━

Y/N
CERTIFIED FREAK

JUNGKOOK
oh my god she's doing this

JUNGKOOK
SEVEN DAYS A WEEK

JIMIN
WET AND GUSHY

TAEHYUNG
What is happening

Y/N
WHY DID YOU INTERRUPT THE
FLOW TAEHYUNG

Y/N
also it is wet ass pussy
jimin you been listening
to the censored version

TAEHYUNG
you do not have a filter

JUNGKOOK
Jimin does

JIMIN
I'm a child of god

JIMIN
how could i ever say the 😺
word i-

TAEHYUNG
Yall wild i thought wap meant
whack that prick

NAMJOON
I didn’t even know what wap
was I'm sorry

NAMJOON
But while you guys were
discussing I listened to the song
and I think I'm a changed man
now

Y/N
quick namjoon
LISTEN TO ANACONDA NEXT

NAMJOON
Truth to be told
I grew up listening to Nicki
Minaj anaconda was an anthem

Y/N

Y/N
I DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD THIS
SIDE NAMJOON

NAMJOON
there's a lot you don't know

Y/N
sexyyyyyyyyy

JUNGKOOK
we have another smut reader
here

YOONGI
Apart from the lyrics the
musical production of wap
was phenomenal

Y/N
OH NY GOF YOONGI IS
HERE EVERYOBE SHUT IP

TAEHYUNG
Get a grip

JIMIN
Hi yoongi

YOONGI
Hello

Y/N
YOONGI MY BRO
MY GORGEOUS BRO

Y/N
PLEASE DONT DIP AGAIN

Y/N
WE ARE IN A SERIOUS MIN
YOONGI DROUGHT HERE

YOONGI
i'm not busy today so I can
be here for a while

JIN
Hello too guys
I'm late but worth the wait

Y/N
NICE ENTRY JIN
YOONGI HOW ARE YOU
WHAT DO YOU DO
TELL ME EVERYTHING

TAEHYUNG
You're gonna ward him
away again

YOONGI
Fine thanks for asking
I make music and I have my
own music production
company sorry i'm almost
never am able to chat

TAEHYUNG
wow
I thought you'd be the weird
guy in the group chat

NAMJOON
Musician? That's so amazing
You must be brilliant

JIN
a good competitor is here
I need to up my game

JUNGKOOK
👁️👄👁️

Y/N
yoongi you sound like those
hot boss male leads from
chinese romance dramas I'm
digging it

YOONGI
Thank you 
I don’t know if i should
take that as a compliment

HOSEOK
Well everyone seems fine without
me so I'll go

Y/N
OMG HOBUBBY I MISSED YOU
DON'T GO

Y/N
in spongebobs voice *5 minutes
later*
damn he's really gone

Y/N
ANYWAY YOONGI YOU REMIND
ME OF AN MM CHARACTER

TAEHYUNG
What's that now

NAMJOON
I think mystic messenger the
game this app was based on

NAMJOON
I think that's why this app is
is called 'MM' too in abbreviation

JIMIN
That game requires 2 gb storage
and my phone will never have that
much space left

YOONGI
I don't have much time to
play games but I'd like to hear
which character

JUNGKOOK
EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP TO
YOUR SAME SWEET SMILE PICKING
UP THE PHONE THAT'S BEEN RINGING

JUNGKOOK
Lost my sleep playing all five routes

Y/N
JUNGKOOK YOU'RE SO CULTURED

JUNGKOOK
Ik
I also always have too
much time in my hands

Y/N

WHICH CHARACTER DO YALL
RESONATE WITH

Y/N

THERE'S ALSO TWO OTHERS
BUT IN THIS PHOTO JAEHEE
ISNT INCLUDED I HATE THIS
MISOGYNISTIC SOCIETY


JIN
I just have a feeling I'm the zen
guy and it's also because he's
the handsomest

JUNGKOOK
I might be a mixture of 707
and unknown idk

JIMIN
I like yoosung tho
Jumin guy looks so handsome

JUNGKOOK
He's probably gay

JIMIN
Even better

YOONGI
I googled the characters a little
and i feel like i might be close
to jumin

Y/N
(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

NAMJOON
I also did and I think I may have
some similarities with jaehee I'm
not sure

Y/N
JAEHEE SUCH A BABE I'M AGAIN
SAD CAUSE THERE'S NO GIRL HERE

JUNGKOOK
👁️👅👁️

TAEHYUNG
They all look the same to me

Y/N
literally the biggest wtf
moment I'm witnessing EVER

JUNGKOOK
GET YOUR EYES CHECKED
THAT'S RACIST

JUNGKOOK
No they are all korean
THAT'S XENOPHOBIC

NAMJOON
I don't think that's the right
word either

Y/N
THAT'S HOT-ANIME-DUDE-PHOBIC

TAEHYUNG
Um yeah okay
The turquoise haired guy
looks cool

Y/N
THAT'S V
APPARENTLY HE HAS A
SAD BACKSTORY

TAEHYUNG
wow what
Back in high school i was in
a band and my stage name
was v

JUNGKOOK
COINCIDENCE?
I THINK THE FOCK NOT

JIMIN
conspiracy theories omg

JIN
So what was the guy's backstory?

Y/N
I think his girlfriend died or
something

NAMJOON
That's tragic

YOONGI
Whys the internet filled with
does jumin han is gay memes

JUNGKOOK
I only had fun at the jaehee route

Y/N
cause she's a girl??
you're so painfully straight
imagine being straight

Y/N
JIN DIPPED ON ME TODAY
WHERES THE HEART JIN

━━━━━━━

[RECIEVE A HEART FROM KIM NAMJOON]

━━━━━━━


You don't need to play mystic messenger to understand this story. Most characters didn't play it either.

P.s: Jin may dip on you but I am right here babygorl.

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