Sorry for not posting I'm running out of ideas quickly but ye le go
S:wooh!
About time we see this universe!
R: what do you mean what makes this universe so special
J: I'll give you his nickname...A-J or as he likes to be called the crimson fucker
Y: whoa what did he do to deserve a name like that
B: wait what's his name though
J: he goes by alucard but his real name is Jaune alucard
B:... Alucard is Dracula backwards isn't it
J/S/E:... The fact that you know this terrifies us
E:4nyvvh0 l3t'$ $e3 h!m r3l34se 100% 0f h!s p0w3r
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Just so you know I am not going to be doing the corrupt 'God'over the megaphone because I can barely understand what he's saying so we're just going to fast forward to the whole alucard riding a fucking ship to the battle
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G: ms. Xiao long report... and e-explain
Y: base is secure everyone's dead ate pip full-fledged vampire now
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W: whose pip
S/J: someone exclusive to this universe
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C(I think we all know what the C stands for if you don't then you obviously don't know who team cardinal is): and you're going to die a full-fledged vampire, it's a shame your blood sugar daddy won't be here to see it.
*Suddenly in the distance everyone here is a strange song out of nowhere coming from the ship that Jaune was on*
A-J: well well well I leave for one day and the Catholics are crusading, while the Nazis are invading
Cardin it's only been two days but it feels like years, and you ...ummm how are... I want to say Neptune cardin what's this guy's name
???:*grunt*
A-J: oh better watch out for *grunt*
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W: are you... serious this is what you have a singing Arc being a smart-ass was this really that important
J: wiess shut up and keep watching
W:tch
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W: ALUCAAAAAARD!
A-J:WHAAT!
W: RELEASE RESTRAINT LEVEL-
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W: well would you look at that apparently this version of you follows my orders as it should be
S: I wouldn't be so sure most of the time he just ignores your orders and does what he wants unless it's very important or you bribe him
J: yeah A-J is known for his insubordination
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???: Now hold your horses, I don't know who y'all think you are but my name's Jeff Forster the South Carolina Baptist convent-
A-J:*shushes him*do you hear that
???: Do I hear wha-*dies*
A-J: musta just been the wind
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S/J:*losing their shit and dying of laughter*
R: brutal*in a disgusted tone*
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W: fuck it dropping the formalities, alucaard go for a walk
A-J:*exhales*when Hope is gone, undo this lock, and send me forth on a moonlit walk release restraint level... Zero
*A fight commences as the screen face to Black with the sounds of carnage in the background*
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S: any questions
W: yeah what did I mean by go on a walk
J:*smirks*when Hope is gone, undo this lock, and send me forth, on a moonlit walk. what your other self was telling him was you don't need to hold back, essentially telling him that he could massacre the masses to his heart's content.
W:*shocked that her other self would give him such horrible permission*
J: oh relax if it makes you feel better the only reason she is able to tell him to do such things is because he serves her as a bodyguard and as a servant
Of the hellsing administration
_______________________________________sorry if this is bad I wrote this on a whim so give me feedback yada yada yada you know the drill have a good year and I hope 2021 isn't as bad as 2020 fingers crossed at least so until next time