✨Randomness ✨

Shower Thoughts

•Scientists are adult kids stuck in the "why phase".

•The Japanese flag could actually be a pie chart of how much of Japan is Japan.

•Using solar panels to power an air conditioning unit is like using the Sun's power against itself.

•Your dog doesn't know you can make mistakes. When you trip over him in the dark, he thinks you got up just to kick him in the head.

•The person who would proof read Hitler's speeches was a grammar Nazi.

•Siri or Cortana should say "uhm..." "uh..." "hm..." instead of showing a buffering animation.

•Sleep should be rolled over. Like "Oh, you got 20 hours of sleep today? Cool man, you don't need sleep for the next three days."

•The fact that I can't recognize my classmates outside of school 85% of the time, tells me superman knows exactly what he's doing.

•Taxes are like a subscription to your Country that you can't cancel, no matter how bad the service gets. Childhood is the free trial.

•Cemeteries would be way more interesting if they put the cause of death on the headstone. But they don't cause it can get people paranoid.

•History classes are only going to get longer and harder as time goes on.