Been in Australia for a while
Pagie : oi pip hurry up mom is waiting
Piper ; chill almost done
Tegan ; why does this bring back so many memories of when we were in high school
Pagie ; nothing has changed since high school shes still always last to be ready
Piper : i can hear u
Pagie ; good hurry the fuck up
I start laughing and she comes down
Piper ; u yell at me again u get a slap
Pagie; don't forget who the boxer is here
Piper ; right
Tegan ; come on lexi and your mom are waiting for us there
Pagie ; yes move
Piper: moving
We walk out the door walking the bar
Sara : jeez girls about time u got here
Pagie : all pips fault
Piper ; blame everything on me
Tegan : cause it is always u
Sara ; i do agree
Piper ; oh what ever i need a drink
Lexi ; don't we all
We order our drinks and we sit at a table
Lexi : when do the strippers get here
Sara : what
Piper: come on this is your hen party u are getting strippers
Sara : i don't my kids around seeing
Pagie ; well tuff
Tegan; i can't wait
Piper ; same
Pagie : u both have boyfriends
Lexi ; most of us may be taken but doesn't mean we can't look
Tegan : eye candy
Pagie ; i hate how both my younger sisters have boyfriends
Tegan ; i don't have a boyfriend
Pagie ; u may aswell be together u talk all the time and all the relationship crap
Sara : pagie get a boyfriend
Pagie ; oh yh mom like its that easy
Lexi ; just get over that jackson person mean I've seen u been flirted with on many occasions
Sara ; i have aswell
Pagie; don't u think I've tryed getting Jackson I've tryed everything i even slept with pipers boyfriend before they even got together and it did nothing
Piper ; please do not remind me u slept with my boyfriend
Tegan ; u slept cage
Pagie : mhm
Lexi ; what so you've all done something with cage
Piper : please stop knowing my boyfriend has kissed tegan and fucked pagie isn't very nice to think of
Sara ; still don't like the guy not because hes all done something with u 3 its the fact hes 5 years older then u
Piper : not this again
Sara : what
Lexi ; how about we take shots
Pagie : yes
Tegan : oh god
They call over the bartender and he brings over the shots and we all take them
Tegan : eh
Piper : freaking hell
Sara : deal with it
Piper: sorry we don't have 50 years worth of drinking
Lexi ; oh
Sara ; i am not even 50 piper Williams
Piper; well u look over 50
Pagie ; no she doesn't look over the age of 21
Tegan ; yh she looks gorgeous
Lexi ; indeed she does
Sara ; thank u
Piper ; u know I'm joking
Sara : ok
Theses cops then come over and i knew exactly what was gonna happen
Guy ; are u sara willams soon to be sara Jones
Sara ; yes
Guy : good
The strippers pull there shirts off and i cover my face
Sara : oh my God
Pagie ; yes mom
Lexi : get it
They pull there pants off and make sara start touching there bodys and me and piper just die if laughter and one of the strippers pull me up grabbing my hands making me rub his oily body
Lexi ; oi let me take over
Tegan ; all yours
I walk over to the bar watching the madness happen and i get a facetime call
Daniel ; hello
Tegan ; oh daniel u know how u said to stay away from the strippers
Daniel ; yh
Tegan ; i just got forced to touch one up
Daniel ; enjoy
Tegan : i was laughing the whole time i didn't know where to look at him on the floor to the sky but it was fun
Daniel ; glad your having fun
Tegan ; have u just woken up
Daniel : yes i was hoping i called u before u went out so u could have fun so I'll call u later
Tegan : i can talk for a bit
Daniel ; u sure don't wanna take u away
Tegan : u aren't how did u sleep
Daniel ; pretty good but i do wish u were next to me
Tegan ; i wish u were here with me well maybe not here cause i wouldn't of wanyed u to see me touch up some guy but i wish u were i miss u
Daniel ; i miss u to...tegan are u drunk
Tegan : no maybe a tad tipsy but not drunk
Daniel ; ok well don't hurt yourself make sure u and everyone else gets home safe i am gonna let u go have fun
Tegan ; ok
Daniel ; have a good night
Tegan; and u have a good day
Daniel : bye
Tegan: bye
I hang up and i order a drink
Pagie ; i hate guys
Tegan : why
Pagie ; cause the one guy i want i can't have i want him so badly but he has to be a priest he has to be married to God i hate him he led me on he kissed me he told me he would leave the church for me . A day later he tells me he can't do it and I'm not worth it i hate him i hate churches and i wish i had never met him .
Tegan ; its jacksons loss and u are worth it
Pagie: I'm not why aren't i good enough
Tegan; u are good enough it is his loss pagie don't think about him tonight is meant to be fun
Pagie: jackson i hate guts
Tegan ; amen
We both start laughing
Jackson ; i aleast i know how u feel about me pagie stay away from me
We turn around and he walks off
Pagie : oh no
She covers her face
Tegan; its ok
Pagie ; no its not I'm gonna go tell mom I'm sorry
She walks off and i walk back to the tabel
Sara ; where pagie gone
Tegan : shes gone home she was talking drunk nonsense about Jackson and would u believe it Jackson was behind us the same time and heard
Lexi ; she needs to move on
Sara ; shes young and in love lexi
Lexi ; i know but she does need to move on
Sara ; she will when shes ready
Piper ; well then there were 4
Tegan ; we can still make a party of 4
Sara ; of course we can .
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