The BabySitter Killer Queen ~ Cole

Chapter Three

Cole - were are we going

Phoebe - there's a cabin at the far end of the lake me and Cora we're heading there before we ran out of gas we can hide out till sunrise

*back to max John and Allison*

John - max stop that shit it's creepy

Max - it's supposed to be

John - why don't you-

Allison - you know what I am done with this chase bull shit how about you two go be generous and go fetch me that boy

Max - generous?

Allison - this rock looks like a spa day I'm tired

John - and I'm tired of being dead so can we hurry up and do this shit and why you trying to look sexy the only thing that's sexy in the desert a glass of water who goes hiking wearing fuck me punks

Allison - there not fuck me punks it's fuck you punks

Max - we're gonna go you hold up here

Allison - now that is a job I can do you both have really cute butts

John - you looking at my ass?

Max - wow you are so lucky your hot

Allison - duhhhhh what I've been telling everybody y'all's really lucky I'm hot

*back to Cora phoebe and cole*

Cora - I have to go pee I'll be back

(5 minutes later)

*cora moves there heads*

Cora - I leave for not even five minutes and y'all already are tryna kiss

Phoebe - he got me in the moment

Cole - hm?

Cora - let's go before we die

Cole - ok

Cora - ok *starts walking* ass hole

Cole - what was that

Cora - hm?

Cole - you said something

Cora - no did you

Cole - no

Cora - ok

Cole - oh ok *laughs*

*starts running*

Cole - how do we know this cabin is gonna be empty

Phoebe - I just know ok it's my family's cabin

Cora - what was that

Phoebe - it's just a bunny

Cora + Cole - awwwww

*all of a sudden the bunny blows up*

*they look up*

Allison - oh I've been thinking about this moment a long time cole biscuits *she jumps off the cliff onto the ground*

Cora - what kind of name is Cole biscuits

Allison - what kind of name is Coley

Cora - sounds better then Cole biscuits

Allison - stop tryna change the subject

*cole looks at a deer and Allison shoots the deer*

Cora - Oh shit

Phoebe - *screams*

Cole - oh omg omg you just killed bambi

Allison - boohoo watch a kids movie the parents always die *shoots at a cliff then giggles*

Cole - omg

Allison - to be bee's not here to blow my head all over your face like a movie *shoots again*

Cole - wait a wait a think of the journalist opportunity

Allison - go on

Cole - young hot journalist saves three teens in spooky canyon right right right

Cora - oh yeah totally

Phoebe - you could totally give me like a a a

Cora - young Kelly ripper vibe

Cole - yeah that's who it is

Phoebe - the one with the little bit of Barbra Walters

Allison - like the look

Phoebe - no cuter

Cole - yeah Allison you are ready for prime time

Allison - prime time?

Cole - you are a star

Allison - you think I'm a star?

Cole - a shining bright star

Cora - yeah

Allison - if I let you guys go you'd do that for me

Cora - we can walk away from all this and forget it ever happened

Allison - that's my line assholes *shoots at the cliff and the bullet bounces off the cliff into her boob*

*they run*

Allison - ow my boob fuck me again you little shits we're did you go

*they slide into a crack in the cliff*

*allison slides thru the same crack but her head gets caught*

Allison - ow ow ow ow help me please please *shoots* cole I know your looking at my butt you fucking perv *shoots*

*cora Cole and phoebe start pulling her legs*

*her hole body falls and a rock is on it*

*Max runs and tries to hit them with a ax*

*cora grabs the gun*

Max - you don't have the-

Cora - balls

*tries to shoot him but there's no bullets*

Max - I was gonna say bullets but

*cora starts running at him*

*he swings the ax but Cora slides under it and grabs her back pack*

*max turns around and tries to swing again but Cole hits him right in the nuts*

Max - ow ow ow ow ow

*Cole grabs her hand*

Cole - come on

*they all run*

Max - ow finally found my dick cole

(To be Countinued)