Cole - ok let's see what I got
Phoebe - *grabs a condom from coles hand magnum xl who were you and your massive snob planning to have sex with today
Cole - I thought me and Melanie we're gonna do it tonight
(Back to the cult)
*melanie throws the lighter in the water*
(Back to cora phoebe and Cole)
Cole - we just have to stay so try each other till morning
*a fire starts coming there way *
*the fire touches the jetski and the jetski blows up and phoebe Cora and Cole fly *
Cole - ow ow ow are you ok ph- and she's gone I guess it's me and you Cora
Cora - like you said you'd rather stay alone
Cole - I didn't mean that
Cora - well think before you speak cole
Cole - I'm sorry
Cora - fuck you
Phoebe - Cora come on
Cora - hold on
Phoebe - ok
Cole - fuck you
Cora - you know what
Cole - what?
Cora - I hope they do kill you so I don't have to look are hear you anymore
Cole - you don't mean that
Cora - cross my heart hope to die which I might actually die today
Phoebe - ok cora we're gonna split up you go that way and I'll go this way we meet up back here in 5
Cora - ok
*1 minute later*
*cora sees somebody camping out*
Cora - excuse me excuse me sir yes hello hi
The man - Hi
Cora - listen I'm really sorry I don't mean to intrude but I can really use your help is there any chance you could give me a ride back into town
The man - yeah I can do that it'll take a minute cause my wife is going out getting some fire wood don't be a stranger
Cora - of course yeah
The man - well come on
*walks over there*
The man - shaking like a little deer I see let's get you warm come on hey get warm get warm have a seat let's get you taken care of it's a nice fire huh
Cora - yeah
The man - you like fish
Cora - sure yeah
The man - what you doin out here alone
Cora - oh I'm not I- I- I wasn't at least it's a long story listen I'm really sorry I don't mean to bother but do you know when your wife will be back
The man - I don't she left ten years ago
*touches her*
The man - just calm down
Cora - no no no I have to go
The man - shhhhh shhhhh
Cora - idk stop no get your hands off me get off me
Cole - omg are you guys making s'mores I absolutely love s'mores you know I think I have a trick for the perfect s'more to get the right heat belt to the marshmallow the chocolate and the graham cracker there just so good!!!!!!!
The man - hey this is a private party
Cole - um trying to sexually assault and probably rape a girl that has a bipolar disorder isn't a private party but I guess we'll leave come on Cora
*they run*
*they hide*
Cole - are you ok
Cora - yeah
Cole - I'll be back ok
Cora - yeah
*2 minutes later*
*cora screams*
Cole - omg *starts running*
(1 minute later)
Cole - are you ok
Cora - I got hit by a snake I'm gonna die
Cole - it's ok it wasn't poisonous
Cora - how do you know
Cole - there a different shaped bite between a snake and a poisonous snake your gonna be fine
*cora starts crying*
Cora - can you hold my hand
Cole - yeah I'll hold your hand
Cora - Cole I'm in painnnn
Cole - your gonna be fine
Cora - Coleyyyyyyy.
Cole - here I think I have something in my pocket take this
Cora - what is it
Cole - a pain pill we'll get it checked out when all of this is over but for now take this
Cora - ok
(5 minutes later)
Cora - I love you cole
Cole - huh?
Cora - um sorry I shouldn't have said that what the hell was I thinking um now it's awkward
Cole - it's fine Cora I love you to
*Cole kisses her*
Cora - that shouldn't happen cole
Cole - oh yeah um sorry
*Cora laughs*
Cora - I knew you were a asshole
Cole - what are you talking about
Cora - fucking condoms in your pocket
Cole - I'm-
Cora - and it's XL your little thing is not that big Cole
Cole - how do you know
Cora - you would have a print and I don't see one
Cole - is the bite ok
Cora - stop tryna change the subject cole who were you planning to have sex with Cole
Cole - Melanie ok
Cora - and what happened
Cole - we only kissed in the closet
Cora - oh you little man thot
Cole - Cora calm down we have bigger and better things to think about
Cora - like if we're gonna live to see the next day
(To be continued)
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The BabySitter Killer Queen ~ Cole
HumorTwo years after defeating a satanic cult led by there babysitter Bee, Cole & Cora once again have to outsmart the forces of evil when old enemies unexpectedly return.
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