Twas the night before c00chmas and all through the house. Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse. Little Rob Patty ran down the stairs too see the grinch stealing his c00ch. NO!!! He cried not my WAP!! And he fUcKked the grinch instead. His nasty ass fuzzy dick. Nah bitch. No amount of c00ch is worth that stick of a dick. It's like a damn forest down there. "hey yo!! I want my c00chie back!" Rob yelled. "Who tf are you?" The grinch cried. "They call me the c00chie man..." rob said with a smirk. "alright alright but I'm gonna need to borrow it first. You can have the leftovers" the grinch agreed. "Hell no man! Not my c00ch!! That's my WAP!! I challenge you to the wet c00chie duel! Whoever has the wettest pussy gets the sacred c00ch!" "Deal..."
Kay this that's the first chapter. Stay tuned to see who wins the wettest c00chie duel!
