Whilst strolling through the streets I realised my bum was stressed, and as the law says, 'Duty first'. So I left the kids in the burning building and rushed to the toilet.
"WA WA WA WA!"
"Stfu." I responded to them.
I turned the sirens on and sped to my house, since no one takes a dunk in the public toilets; unless your blind.
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AUTHORS NOTE:
Even as a policeman, always know that duty comes first. e.g. taking a dunk. So leave the woman that's about to get shot, leave the drug cartel, and TAKE THAT DUNK! — Joemama, 2020
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