A Disord Love Fantasy

Jacob the Princess

Once upon a time, there was a princess named Jacob. He was so prettyHe was so pretty but at night he turned into a hungry beast. He devoured the whole fridge and walked around in only undies. Little did he know, a minor was watching. So one night he was at his nightly naked food binge and traumatized the poor maybe gay male minor. This poor maybe gay male minor felt a slight tingle in his pants though. Very little but it was there, he could not deny it. Princess Jacob heard the soft inhale of this maybe gay male minor and froze in place. The Knight maybe gay male minor didn't know what to think but little did he know, the princess knew exactly what to do. Princess Jacob quickly grabbed the cheese slices and slapped them on his biddies, as to not be exposed. The Knight quickly turned around and said "o h" but what he really wanted to say was "I like ya cheese g". Princess Jacob shrugged, grabbed his food, and walked away with his cheese slices slowly slipping off a biddy. The Knight maybe gay male minor all could think of was the cheese, he then asked himself again, am I straight? The Knight thought so long and hard on this that he was startled by the appearance of the cook. The cook looked a seb and said with her best voice said "Y A D O N E" and it scared the knight. Seb questioned how the cook knew about what happened but little did he know there were cameras in the kitchen. She was on cameras to look for the King Daddy but ended up watching the princess instead. King Daddy also knew of what happened because Daddy loved watching his daughter on cams at night. King Daddy did not like the attention her princess was getting from the Knight, so she called for a hunter to take him out. The poor Knight was so distracted by the thought of the slight tingle that he didn't notice someone watching him. The Queen Mkenna knew how King Daddy felt about the Knight but didn't think she would take it this far. So the Queen went running trying to find the poor knight but the knight was in the woods wondering why he felt the tingle when thinking of that cheese. The lesbian minor huntress came out of nowhere and stopped the knight right in his thoughts. The knight tripped from fright and fell into a local's arms. Napkin! Napkin was very confused but saw the famous lesbian minor huntress and screamed like a little bitch, seb, on the other hand, got right back up very confused. "uhhhh hello" seb said while taking his hat off, using to cover his...uh..yeah.... Napkin ran off while The lesbian minor huntress stayed with the maybe gay minor Knight, she said "Well well well, isn't it the knight that has had his eye on the princess". Seb started to blushed and said "AYOOO" and fucking bolted. The lesbian huntress couldn't let King Daddy down and chased after him saying "I hate it here". Little did they know Queen Mkayla was not too far behind on her horse whispering fuck me under her breath. The lesbian huntress finally caught up to him and slapped so hard he fell to the side, she looked down on him and said "I liked your cut g". Queen Mkayla finally caught up and while tryna be smooth, fell off her horse in between seb and the lesbian huntress. The Huntress was surprised and bowed down quickly while the Knight was just confused because he just got bitch slapped, "Mkenna, what the fuck you doing here?" "saving yah ass bitch now run" Mkayla said. Seb quickly stood to run and Mkayla made sure to slap that ass before he took off. Mkenna was smart and knew he couldn't run away from the lesbian so she called some help in advance, a little friend of the minors. Seb feared for his life but a thought slipped through his mind. Would it be so bad dying before the kingdom could question his sexuality? But before he can decide grandpa grabbed him by the arm and hid him, "What are you doing grandpa? you are going to die" Grandpa looked him dead in the eye and said, "Don't worry, just watch". Seb was scared but before he could figure out what was happening, he heard a zipper. The Lesbian minor huntress jumped out and just kinda stared at grandpa with the most traumatized face he has ever seen, "What the f a w K". Seb quickly looked down and yelled "why is it so WRINKLY?" while backing away slowly. The lesbian huntress realized that seb was there the whole time and seb looked back at her and said "Oh shit" and started running again back to the princess. Little did Seb know that the princess was looking for him the whole time. He had a gift for the knight. The knight finally found the princess in the garden with something behind his back, "Seb!" the princess yelled. Seb sighed and said "oh thank god I found you mate" as Jacob took a small box out. Before the princess could give him the box, King Daddy, Lesbian Huntress, Queen Mkenna and grandpa all yelled " S t o p". But it was too late. Jacob opened the box revealing the cheese he wore and once again, the tingle returned. King Daddy said, "That was only for me to see, lesbian get the knight". But Mkayla went up to Daddy and said "let the boys have some tickle time. I'll show you my biddies." The Huntress was done with this shit and left before grandpa could touch her, grandpa was feeling lonely though and wanted to join in if ya know what I mean. So Mkayla and Daddy excitedly ran to the bedroom and grandpa hid in the bushes to watch the boys. During the fun times, The knight just couldn't hold it in anymore. "Look Jacob I gotta be honest. I can't be away from you. Will you be my g?" Seb burst out. "I would love to be your g!" Jacob said with excitement and got a little excitement somewhere else hehehe... And that's the story of how Jacob and Seb got married. But don't worry, Seb is still "straight" (??) T h e mother fucking end mate.