House No.006

Part 1: Sugar Pie Honey Bunch

RENJUN
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Renjun couldn't take it anymore. One more line of Sugar pie, honey bunch shrieking out from that bathroom upstairs, he really going to lost it. His patience meter is reaching its maximum level and he's trying to calm himself by practicing deep breathing techniques.

He was trying to cook their lunch in peace but that out of pitch singing is driving him crazy. God, his patience is being tested rather too much lately. He clenched on the spatula as he turned off the gas.

He went upstairs, towards the bathroom with an angry stomp every step he taken. He banging on the door with the hand that holding the spatula while another hand was resting on his waist.

"Sugar pie, honey bunch~~ you know that I love you..." that shrieking voice booming from the inside and Renjun have to close his eyes in grimace.

"God! Please! Stop it Lee Haechan! You're gonna make everyone in this house gone deaf with your horrible singing!" Renjun keep on banging his fist on the door. But, as if he was having fun on testing Renjun's patience, Haechan deliberately ignored his housemate's complaint and instead, increasing the volume of his intended out of tunes singing.

"Lee Haechan! I swear..."

"Jun?"

Renjun couldn't finish his raging threats when a tired, sleepy looking boy approaching him. The boy still dressed in his oversized sleep-ware and he drags himself lazily to where Renjun was having a vocal war with Haechan.

"Taro..." Renjun's expression softened when he sees the boy he have a soft spot on. "Did you pulled an all-nighter again last night?"

"Eung," the Japanese boy nodded his head sleepily. How cute, Renjun thought to himself while smiling at Shotaro.

"Why are you yelling in front of the bathroom with a spatula on you hand, Jun?" Shotaro asked innocently with a little tilt of his head to the side.

Renjun sighed heavily and tell his friend on how Haechan's ridiculous singing is killing him inside out. He couldn't even cook their lunch in peace.

"I believe that bitch is purposely testing my patience. He really loves it when I go full titans mode."

Shotaro just laughs it off and told his dear friend to calm down and that he'll help Renjun to cook for their lunch. Renjun returned Shotaro's offer with a smile but refused his offer to help with cooking. He remembers how his Japanese friend ruined almost 5 kimchi pancake that they made while trying to flipped them over. They end up eating some burnt up pancake and some half crooked looking pancake.

Shotaro pouted at his rejection but lights up afterwards when Renjun said he do need help on cleaning the dishes that he had used. The excited boy drags Renjun's hand downstairs and to their kitchen.

He almost forgotten the rage he got on Haechan's stupid ass when he's with Shotaro. It was indeed a fact that the Japanese boy was really the best when cooling off Renjun's anger. He just needs to smile and acts cute and Renjun melted immediately.

"Where are the rest?" Shotaro asked as he deals with the dirty dishes.

"Oh, Yang Yang went out to his morning class. Jaemin went to Jaehyun hyung because he needs help with a project for his final semester's assignment. And, Jeno had gone out to buy some groceries. He was going to bring you along him but since you were sleeping like a cute baby, he said he couldn't bring himself to wake you up."