Umbridge got issues

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Tori arrives at Hogwarts, bags all on her arm stuffing things up her sleeve. " FUCK" tori screams, filch and his cat start running down the stairs, "need help love?" Filch calmly says, " uhm yes please..." tori says nervously *debby Ryan smirk*.
She and filch walk up the stairs filch asking her questions leading to astronomy tower " wait, we passed my common room! We aren't supposed to be here" tori says . And there she is . The wicked one and only umbridge. " now what do you think your doing up here at this time with filch?" Umbridge asks. " oh he was helping me take my bags to my common room but we got lost" tori says. "Mhm. Now... off to bed now. We have a major test tomorrow so might ask well get some rest." Tori walks to her common room. "So what's up with you and filch?" Harry says . " oh nothing why?" Tori asks. " nothing it just seems like you have caught a little something with filch." Tori glares at Harry giving him a death stare. " what ever . Mind your business potter" tori walks into her dorm to notice voldormort standing by her bed. "Holy s*** what the hell?!" Tori waves put her wand. " now is not the time for that dear," voldormort walks up to tori slowly leaning in for a kiss. " back off no nose!" Too late. Voldormort already kissed Tory. They kept kissing but finally tori stands back and says, " I'm in love with filch, I cannot be with you." Voldormort busses outta there. *The next day* "bloody hell, umbridge is not in a very good mood" Ron says in my ear. " tori. My office" umbridge says . Tori walks into the office, " so you like voldormort and filch?" *to be continued *