not a simp

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I feel like i have to justify my terrible writing by saying this is a meme and im very sorry, i've also only written like 1 fanfic in my entire life lmao have fun

-actually_austen 

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As she finished off her stream (with an impressive 10 viewers), Jenna looked down at her 2010 ipod color and opened instagram. After about 2 minutes it opened so that she could go into her DMs and text her favorite mcyt, technoblade. At first she didn't believe it but with further inspection she noticed that techno had responded to her 100+ DMs.

Technobladeyt: Please stop spamming me or else I will not grace you with the honor of beating you up in pvp on hypixel at 3pm EST 11/20/20.

Jenna: :0 okay <333

Technobladeyt: please for the love of god stop.

Jenna beamed at her phone excited that she would finally get to meet her idol in pvp on hypixel at 3pm EST 11/20/20!! Noticing it was already 11pm, Jenna hopped into bed. 

She dreamt of Technoblade and not very ToS things.... but alas the next day came quickly. 

She had played quite a few pre-techno warmup games, but suddenly there was a thud on her window, and another, and another, and another. "Oh my god, i hate birds" Jenna complained as she walked up to her window with a shotgun to kill the bird that was obviously knocking on her window, but what she found there instead shocked her.

TECHNOBLADE!!!! 

Jenna gasped and screamed out his name. Was their fight not on hypixel at 3pm EST on 11/20/20 but really on real life at 7am PST on 11/20/20?! POG! Technoblade climbed up the 3 story dorm building and pushed himself into the room.

"Siiiiimmmmppppp" he said as he pulled out his brass knuckles and started beating the shit out of jenna. Kicking her and not even giving her a chance to fight back as he spat and pissed on her limp body. Eventually, technoblade stopped, "aight imma head out" he stated as he vanished from existence. Jenna just sat there, internally and externally crying, but a happy cry. She had finally met him, she met technoblade, and he beat her up. Its more than she could've ever asked for.

"Thank you.... technoblade-" and then she died, which also meant she lost the pvp game on hypixel so shes just a loser in general ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


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