Characters: Loki of Asgard, and Frost Giants from Jotenhiem
Setting: A cave where the Frost Giants are gathered, waiting for Loki. The cave is dark, with blue mist swirling around the stalagmites. Before the Frost Giants invade Asgard in "Thor."
Loki appears, startling the Giants. The leader is grumbling, voicing complaints against the validity of Loki's plan. Loki jumps down from the high rock he is standing on, just as the music starts. The Giants along the side start the "hums"
Loki: I know that your powers of retention, are as wet as a bilge snipes backside. But thick as you are, PAY ATTENTION! My words are a matter of pride.
He begins to circle the grumbler, who is standing stock still, a glassy stare in his eyes.
Loki: It's clear from your vacant expressions, the lights are not all on upstairs. But we're talking Kings and Successions. Even YOU can't be caught unawares.
He waves his hand in front of the grumblers face, getting no reaction. He turns to the others who are providing back-up noises.
Loki: So, prepare for the chance of a lifetime, be prepared for Sensational news! A shining new era, is tiptoeing nearer,
Frost Giant First: And where do we feature?
Loki: Just listen to Teacher. I know it sounds sordid, but you'll be rewarded when at last I am given my dues. And Injustice deliciously squared, BE PREPARED!
Frost Giant Second: Yeah! Be Prepared! We'll be prepared. Prepared for what?
Loki: The death of the king.
Frost Giant Second: Why, is he sick?
Loki: No fool, we're going to kill him. Thor too.
Frost Giant First: That's great! Who needs a king?
All the frost giants hold hands and skip singing "no king! No King ! La la la la la la !
Loki: Idiots! There will be a king!
Frost Giant Second: But I thought....
Loki: I will be king! Stick with me, and you'll never be oppressed again!
Frost Giants: Long Live the King! Long Live the King! It's Great that We'll soon be connected! With a King that is all time adored
Loki: Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected, to take certain duties on board. The future is littered with Prizes, and though I am main Addressee, the point that I must emphasize is, YOU WON'T GET A SNIFF WITHOUT ME!!!
Frost Giant shrieks
Loki: So, Be Prepared for the Coup of the Century, be prepared for the Murkiest Scam. Meticulous Planning, Tenacity Spanning, Decades of Denial, is Simply Why I'll, be King Undisputed, Respected, Saluted, and seen for the WONDER I am! Yes, my sword and Ambitions are Bared, Be Prepared!
Frost Giants and Loki: Yes, our swords and Ambitions are bared, Be Prepared!
Maniacal Laughter from the Giants. Loki disappears in a golden light. The music dies down, and the giants prepare for invasion, little knowing Loki plans to betray them.
