Mineta rubbed his eyes and checked on his string of fate.
"I hope it's someone with big boobies" Mineta decided today was the day he would follow the aforementioned string.
When it stopped it stopped in front of a tall woman who had dark skin that seemed to glow in the fluorescent lights of the mall. She also seemed to strangely sparkle. She was about 8ft tall compared to Mineta's measly 3 feet. Mineta was disappointed.
His soulmate did not have big boobies after all.
"Ẅ̸̡̢̛͇̪̟̖̥̗́̅̚͘h̸̨͚̼̱͎̘̲͇̜̀͒̈́ą̶̝̟̻̤̍͛t̷̻͔̦͙̞̥͖͌͗̂͋̊̈́̀͠s̸̢̘̦̙̻̹͔̣̳̒̀͒̈́͋̀̕͘ ̷͎̥̮͔͚̝̯͎̒̚̚ͅư̵̜̊̌̂̾̽̂̄̃̚p̷͍̙̝̰̬͑" The tall woman seemed to avoid eye contact with him. Mineta tried to look her in eyes but she looked away quickly.
"You're beautiful... what is your name?"
"ASDFGYSgdfyugdkugajhsjy" What came out of the woman's mouth was a mess and syllables letters but it just made Mineta fall deeper in love.
"Enderman chan... I like your name" Enderman chan's eyes widened at the thought that he could understand her she leaned over to pick him up like she did dirt blocks. He leaped into her arms with glee. They were soulmates, destined to be together forever.
"GGUYHJHgfuygjjfduygHJGYUJjhg" Enderman chan's face grew red with each passing second. She stared down at her red string which seemed to sparkle now. It was leading to this boy she had just met.
"Enderman chan will you go out with me?" Mineta still in Enderman chan's arms reached out and felt for boobies but Enderman chan was flat. She was born boobiless.
"Mineta-" Enderman chan was able to pronoun his name perfectly. This was it, they were soulmates now.
Suddenly, a large tornado swept through the mall. Enderman chan's lack of big booby judys did not weigh her down it made her float up and Mineta was still clinging on to her.
"Enderman chan! We're going to die!!! Grow some boobies! You can do it! Anything is possible when you have plot protection!"
"WE DON'T HAVE PLOT PROTECTION! I'M NOT EVEN IN THIS UNIVERSE!" Enderman chan was right. On that sad, terrible night, Mineta woke up from his dream.
"Too bad, I wouldn't want her anyways she has no boobies"
End of chapter one
(I am so sorry...)
