Meta Runner : Haiku

Booting Up

1:34 P.M.

- The entire group would be fighting off hoards of Meta Runners from Tascorp, Their problem : They Respawn  -

Mina : Y-Y'know... i'm getting a bit tired...

JJ : I GOT AN IDEA

Mina : W-What?

JJ : Make yourself a bat, This is gonna go "Swinging"

- as Mina turned herself into a bat JJ took a  hold of said bat and started SWINGING people one by one -

Marlow : WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?

Noah : I don't know, i think i snorted a whole suit case full of coke, i'm just starting to see the side affects

Vincent : Whatever the hell it is it's working, Tari! Doing the thing

- Tari would jump up into the air  with Bones that had a purple glow as they erased every enemy one by one until they were all gone -

Tari : Wohoo! we did it again!

Mina : JJ you can stop using me as a ba-

JJ : NO THIS IS THE ULTIMATE POWER!

Mina : This is life now... a bat, i can now say that to anyone in my life

Tari : Eheh... JJ put mina down..

JJ : Okay then

- JJ would throw the bat as Mina reformed into a curled ball shape -

Mina : HE WOULDN'T STOP SWINGING.... ALL I SAW WAS FLYING TEETH. FACES, AND EYES! GOD HELP ME

Tari : Ehehe... Mina calm down, let's grab some ramen to calm you down okay?

Mina : Y-Yeah Ramen...

- everyone disconnected as Tari would grab Mina by the shoulders as they all ran to a nearby ramen restaurant -

Marlow : so.. how was the date?

JJ : Oh uh... Luxe got his ass handed to him by Tari

Marlow : what about you?

JJ : I got my ass handed to me

Marlow : WHAT?! How and why by Luxe?

JJ : He caught me off guard, i was gonna peck Tari on the cheek then the man proceeded to split my back in two

- JJ would slurp his soup, as he swallow down some thin sliced cashu pork as Noah next to him asked what happened yesterday -

JJ : Oh i twisted my arm twice yesterday

Noah : Damn, you're really uh... presistent

JJ : It doesn't mean it doesn't hurt me, it only means i can bear the pain, just slightly, it hurts like hell when i break it

Noah : Damn it's like we're all in an RPG and we just got sucked in with Tari

JJ : heh, yeah 

Marlow : JJ. how'd you end up thinking to beat meta runners like that anyway?

JJ : Simple, meta runners could move their arm in well "inhumane" ways, i thought a normal arm would do? so i tested it, i was right, worked like a charm, but at a price. when i started the recovery time was so slow, then i drank some milk, did some exercises, and slowly eased the pain

Noah : Your fastest recovery time?

JJ : A few hours

Marlow : What was the worst injury?