{Author's note}: there are always 2 version of he story! The unedited one and the edited one. I do this because the joke is I cant spell and she cant type and together we are illegible it can be hard to read so if youér confused go to the second one! thank you and continue redinf!
"Hello I'm Maria Susan but you can call me Mary Sue, my hobbies include setting things on fire and I may or may not have an illegitimate dark side! but don't tell nobody." (coffee explodes) "that wasn't me I swear"
"mam, this is a job interview these are not skills you can use in this job can you work MS paint or Photoshop or a copy Machine Anything please I'm desperate for a new hire!"
" I can set things on fire!"
(Seen change to the sidewalk outside of an executive building Mary Sue on the ground, homeless person walks by and offers her a dollar) " I SWEAR IM NOT HOMELESS I JUST DONT BRUSH MY HAIR!"
"oh ok" (walks away.)
Maria Susan they said I needed life experience? (Black limousine pulls up window rolls down homeless guy with a hand where his face should be at peaks out.)
" Hey Kid want to join the local mafia?" Maria Susan thinks Why is this homeless person have a limousine? I don't trust a man whose lips are this cehpped
" yeah sure I can set things on fire"
" sweet get in the car"
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"Hello I'm Maria Susan but you can call me Mary Sue, my hobbies include setting things on fire and I may or may not have an illegitimate dark side! but don't tell nobody." (coffee explodes) "that wasn't me I swear"
"mam, this is a job interview these are not skills you can use in this job can you work MS paint or Photoshop or a copy Machine, Anything please, I'm desperate for a new hire!"
" I can set things on fire!"
(Scene change to the sidewalk outside of an executive building) Mary Sue is on the ground, a homeless person walks by and offers her a dollar.
" I SWEAR I'M NOT HOMELESS I JUST DON'T BRUSH MY HAIR!"
"oh ok" (he walks away.)
Maria Susan ¨they said I needed life experience?¨ (Black limousine pulls up, window rolls down, new homeless guy with a hand where his face should be peeks out.)
"Hey Kid, want to join the local mafia?" Maria Susan thinks, Why does this homeless person have a limousine? And I don't trust a man whose lips are this chapped...
"yeah sure I can set things on fire!"
"sweet get in the car"
ESTÁS LEYENDO
BNHA but with Maria susan
Humorthe title really says it all doesn't it? it my hero academia but with my original OC Maria susan.
