My mom--

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If my mom adopted you, you would get-

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If my mom adopted you, you would get-



-free magic lessons every day in the attic

-all  the weapons you want

-unlimited hugs

-never ending crackheadeness 


-protective of you and me

-horror movies every sunday and friday

magic lessons on every sunday in the living room

-bleach

-will beat up any bullies

-getting a mini phoenix for a pet

-Unlimted strawberries and fruit and bubble tea


-Will wake everybody up with frying pans 

-will beat up cruel babysitters/people/magic creatures

-Always Is a beginners staff expert




Ask if you want her to adopt you


And then you will live with me forever OwO


And her name is Gwendolyn, or gwen


-a chancela comes flying at me-


Gwen- DONT SAY MY NAME ON CAMERA!


Me- OH SWEET ANGEL UP HIGH- *runs away*

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