Forbidden Love - Star Wars Fan Fic

Part 1 - Juanito , The Stars, and the Broom

It was a gloomy day in mars. I woke up to the voice of Leia, singing in her golden bikini. "Lalalala", she sang like a lovely parrot. I wondered what was going on, I lived in a spaceship after all, many weird things are so likely to happen. I got out of my bed and put my robes on. I loved my robes, they were pink silk. I looked out the window and saw the stars, and Darth Vader having some breakfast. "Hello Mr Juanito.", I said to him. His deep voice responded to me, "Child, evil child, You did not just call me by my real name, my God-given, holy precious name! Child, you will be punished. Child, grab the bucket and the broom. Sweep the dirty damn stars!" My eyes grew bigger and I began shaking as my jaw dropped. I stood in front of Juanito because I just wanted to greet him. I had no bad intentions at all! How dare Juanito! "Okay master", I said in a sad tone. I went to Juanito's spaceship. It was shaped like a dome, it was gigantic, 10 times bigger than mine! I entered, the glass doors automatically opening for me. I went inside, the tiles were dark black, so dark black. A servant named Luke Skywalker greeted me. "Hello, child. I am Luke Skywalker, Darth Vader's servant." He was good looking. He had nice brown hair and icy, cold, deep blue eyes. "Luke, you don't have to call me "child". You may call me y/n"., I said. Luke responded, "Oh alright, y/n. Your name is so.... Exotic. I've never heard anything like that before. Y/n...... It is a pleasure to my servant ears." Luke was about my age, I think. He made me feel excited about sweeping the stars. Maybe things weren't so bad, after all. Luke led me to the BROOM ROOM. There were black brooms. He told me I could only use the ugliest one. We then started sweeping the stars. "Careful, y/n", Luke said as he held up his broom. "Luke! What do I do? The stars are moving!", I yelled in terror. Luke responded, "Just watch, they're fighting, it's called The Star Wars!". Oh alright, so stars go to war now? I had no idea. Luke and I slacked off our brooming tasks and watched the Star Wars instead. "That's Starrarah, the God of all stars. You see, y/n, she often battles in the annual Star Wars.", Luke said as he stared into my eyes. He started grabbing me by the waist. "Luke, um", I muttered under my Crest-smelling breath. "Y/n! Don't move! The Star Wars have ended! A star has died on you, falling to thy body!", he yelled. He weeped. "Luke, I am so sorry. I express my condolences. Maybe I can fight for this star's life next time and join the Star Wars?", I asked in guilt. "No y/n. This is not your fault. There's a killer. Look!", he said as he pointed his finger towards something shiny, glorious and gold. "I am Princess Leia! Killer of stars. Rule breaker. I may not be a star but I join the Star Wars. Bow down to me, stupid peasants! Adore me and my gold bikini!", she said. Luke grabbed my head as he forced my body to bow down to the shiny, gold woman. Leia flew and met up with her husband, Anakin. Luke asked me, "y/n, do you know how dangerous that was? That was Princess Leia! Gold bikini royalty!" I was clueless. "I apologize, Luke. I did not know the woman was a Princess of any kind.", I said. "Shut up, y/n!", he said. He continued to speak, "I will be seeing you later, in California, right?". "Yes you will.", I said.

To be continued.