Atom walks up to you and pins you against the wall. He slowly leans into you, his egg breath hitting against the sensitive side of your neck, causing you to look down in which made you notice that particular thing.
The thing being his stilts duh.
Gulping and averting your eyes from the stilts, you find yourself staring at his disgustingly sculptured face, which gave you no choice but to examine every single one of his atom features carefully. Oh his eyebrows seeming drawn by a single uninterrupted stroke of a famed artist's brush; a nose and chin shaped in perfect angles that defied attempts to measure them throughout devices of men; a pair of deep eyes seemingly carved out of a beautiful jewel containing all of the misfortunes in the world.
If someone saw those features and not get immediately drawn in by them, then there must be something wrong with them.
You stare intently into his eyes, his dark brown cheese and butter eyes that you eventually loose yourself into, drowning yourself into an ocean of shit.
The corners of his lips tug ever so slightly, revealing the most disgusting ehem correction, beautiful smirk that you have ever seen. Heart thumping against your chest like boxer punches, your nose starts shitting mini atom senpees out of excitement as you continued to thirst for his constipated baka expression.
"Hey babyddung" He says lowly into your ear, the hot breath brushing against your neck, causing a shiver to run down your spine. "Did you know that I-"
Sadly, he did not manage to finish his sentence as his poorly built poundland stilts broke in half and sent him tumbling into a paw-patrol themed well. His high-pitched screech was deafening and could be heard from where you were standing.
You blink once. You blink twice, trying to process the absolute confusing situation.
Then 3 years have passed and you finally begin to realise.
You let out a pained weep. Sollenly, you glance into the never-ending abyss of the well and see his little atom body still plummeting even though 3 years have already gone by. "NOOOO BABYDDUNG THERE'S ONE THING I FORGET TO SAY TO YOU, EVRR SINCE I SAW YOU IN OUR FIRST SNIFFING SESSION I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE MOST SEXIEST HOTTEST ATTRACTIVE GIRL I HAVE EVER-" but before he could finish his final words, his body exploded into 1864 pieces. The last words he ever said to you was etched into your mind like a prized memory that could never be forgotten.
Tears started streaming down your face as your nose continuously let out wet farts, never ever ceasing. Your face was ugly and snobby and was flushed a bright red, so red that you could be casted as live action for peppa pig.
Every so slowly, you plodded towards the mirror with heavy steps filled with heart-wrenching depression and stared at yourself.
Out of anger, you let out another wet fart from your nose and obliterated the mirror, the mirror exploding into 1864 pieces. Just like atom-senpee.
Then suddenly, out of nowhere, you felt a faint rumble from the ground but quickly passed it off as nothing until the rumble grew more dung dung and the whole room began to shake, causing your buttcheeks to "accidentally" jiggle on your beloved atom's baby pictures that you had kept safely in your back pocket.
A figure shot out of the well like a sloth, a small body that could only belong to one person. Atom senpee.
He started levitating in the air and cutely posed as he floated towards you.
Lazerbeams started shooting out of his eyes, landing on a piece of broken mirror which reflected the laser, causing him to be shot in the head and he sadly died.
You was then depressed and regressed 19382928929298392 times and eventually died on the 19382928929298392th turn. On the last turn your last words to him were,
"Tell me, you ddung whom have stole da heart of mine, if I continue to regress will I ever get to meet you again?"
Sadly you never regressed after that and died by jiggling your buttcheeks on his grave when u turned 78. Rest in peace, my dear. However, he continued to live throughout many worldlines and waited for you with his stubby body. But sadly, you were never there.. LOL so he wasted 100 years of his existence for someone who would never come and he began to become depressed and eventually died of overdose and started giving perfume guy from fairy tail a lap dance.
The end XDxDXD
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