✨Dawg✨

𝚊 𝚜𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝

(This story is based off of a true events)

"You should make an Illumi x James reader" the ludicrous child named Anjali said, "Yeah, you should do it won't hurt," Kaya and Maura said.

"Alri," I said.

I opened my Laptop and got to work like the Ela god I am.

As I tried to think about what to write about my dog— I mean best friend came in without knocking like the dark skin he is.

"Yo, what it do?" "Writing a Wattpad story why?" "A what? You've finally lost it huh?"

As I explained what Wattpad this playlist was playing in the background.

"So, you're doing this for fun or because three girls asked?" He asked, eating some Cinnamon toast Crunch, "Both," "You're a simp," I took the bowl of cereal and arched an eyebrow.

"You're not a simp and give that back my imaginary dad ate the cereal at my house."

Jennica and Joshua walked in threw the window and sat on the floor.

"What we doing today boys?" Joshua asked, "Writing a Wattpad story," Malik said getting a hair clip and putting it in his hair.

Jennica walked next to him and said, "You need to cut this," she said grabbing the long ass light curls in the front of his head.

"I'll cut it when you ask out—" she pinched his ear and started flinging him around.

While Jennica was beating on my dog—best friend, I said, "Why the fuck did y'all come through the window I have a door?"

"Habitual actions," "Can I play war zone?" Jennica said turning on my tv.

"Yeah," she put her hair in a ponytail and grabbed the controller.

"Where's your girlfriend Jo," Malik said, putting on his glasses, "We broke up."

"Finally," me, Malik, and Jennica said in unison.

"You guys didn't like her?" He asked like the oblivious light skin he is.

"She was annoyingly toxic. She thought I liked you and ranted to me like I gave a fuck," Jennica said, getting in her gaming position.

"Well anyways, Jen don't you have a Wattpad account?" Malik asked, she pulled his hair, kissed his nose, and said, "Yup."

We all looked disgusted, "Ima go wash my face, nasty ass bitch," Malik said walking to the bathroom.

Anyways back to the story.

I went to sleep and manifested being into hxh.

I swanned in during the hunter exam.

I thought about how I'm too weak to be walking up to the pale man and being like "Date me daddy."

So, during the exam I thought about how to talk to the male.

I saw Hisoka and thought about Rin.

"Pervert vibes," I said out loud and everyone looked at me.