A engineers life

Titles are useless read the story of my life

I never thought that I will be writing stories now..Well I am bitla chakroborty a civil engineer. Yeah now you can leave the story because you know that what will I be talking about right, all about physics..yeah I am gonna talk about it listen the teen of today is very impulsive like if a cockroach walks beside they scream and freak out but when I was a student of engineering university I wake up in the morning  and see a boy running and I'm like "ah, he must be late for class." After a while I see a boy nude running in the same direction at that time I am like " oh hoho ho, I think he is very late for class." But my sons generation in this situation he would also run behind them...crazy this generation is very crazy. Like they don't give the time to process. ah well forget it.
So it was Sunday I am in my room of hostel sitting down on the floor and was looking at the fan and started rotating my body with the fan, at one point i felt that i could catch one of the fans blade ...then I thought that this is engineering, this is why my parents send me here.
I continued doing it then my friend comes, ridoy. He asked me "bro u wanna do drugs?" My answer was "what more bad can happen then this?" It means i said yes. Then we went to jabber. So jabber was a full on stoner for last 3 years who failed 2 semester and still livin his life. So I asked him "hey jabber we want to do drugs." So jabber didn't talk but gave me a form, which had only one question. And that was
                             "WHAT IS LIFE?"
And I'm like "I don't know." Jabber said "come let me show you." His voice was like a motivator at that time.So we sat and started make those stuff. After that I felt a bit thirsty and even hungry and now I was literally was moving like the fan.ok so I asked jabber if had any food or water around he again gave me a form that also had only one question and that was
                           "DO YOU SEE ANY??"
And i am like "no" then we decided to go to the nearest supermarket. So we 3 had our bikes but that day we decided to go one one. So we came down and stood beside ridoys bike.jabber asked ridoy " is your tank full?" Ridoy said "as our tank is empty that's why we are going to the shop" jabber again asked " man i am talking about the bikes tank.." then ridoy said that he had petrol in it. So now jabber asked to open the tank and ridoy was like why??? Jabber again forced him to do it. So ridoy did it and then jabber put his nose in it and sniffed it and said " yeah it has plenty of petrol" and I was like dude do you get high on everything? And jabber asked me if everything was made in one day? And added that there will be some day when people will use petrol as drug and sunlight as energy...at this point I thought people do tell some sensible stuff when rhey are drunk...
So ridoy was in the driving sit and I was in the back of ridoy and jabber was hanging somewhere in the back.
So we were in the road and suddenly ridoy screamed "boss I see 2 bike and we will go between them.." Then I see in front of us there is a car..and we were also not driving in the middle like seriously why weren't we driving.and that was not 2 bike there it was a single car with 2 headlight.yeah and we were about to hit the car that I pulled of the brake. And then 4 boys came out, they were in a mood to bit us down but at that time suddenly jabber gave them a form...the form said the following
                            "WHAT IS DEATH"
the 4 guys was like "let them go.."
So yeah we left the place and went to the supermarket. Like we literally didn't find a bottle of water for an hour and later we realised we were searching water in the cosmetics section.yeah that happens when a engineer is high on life. Then suddenly a boy went through us with a packet of salt.I dont know what happened but all three of us took broom and I said "we will bring back our salt we won't let the British take our salt" and ridoy said "yes villagers we can do this" and then I asked jabber also to say something and he was like "The mandir will be made here" and that women the cashier said "I will call the POLICE" then jabber said " we are not scared of the British. What say brothers?" Ridoy said"halla bol" and then I saw this two ran out with the broom even i did that. We started running in the streets and left the bike in the store. On the way we were accompanied by 4 more stoners and they were the ones who wanted to bit us down that time. They thought we came to bit them up with the broom stick.At one time we all 7 were running together.
That's right people do say right,that
"PEOPLE DIVIDE AND STONER'S UNITE"