Percy: STOP MOVING THAT ROCK AND GET HERE!
(Sisyphus gets distracted and lets go of his boulder, which runs over him)
Sisyphus: Yeah?
Percy: Sissy... can I call you Sissy? You are one. What with chaining Death and all that...
Sisyphus: NO. A BIG FAT NO.
Percy: Okay Sissy, oh never mind, Sisyphus, what do the Furies do to you?
Sisyphus: Should I lift my chiton to let you see the red marks?!
Percy: Disgusting. No thanks.
Sisyphus: Sorry, actually I can't lift anything...I am under a rock.
Percy: (sighing) Okay, Do you need my friend Annabeth's advice? She once said, force times the trajectory's own weight-
Sisyphus: (Rudely interupting) NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go annoy Tantalus! He's there! (Pointing to a man next to a tree and a lake)
Percy: Later. I think the Furies are coming.
Sisyphus: ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! They are coming for me!!!!!!
(Furies arrive and whip Sisyphus)
Percy: Oh, well. Let's go see Tantalus. (Shrugs his shoulders)
