Alice

Crows.

HUGE AND MAJOR TRIGGER WARNING. H@RM!NG ANIMALS!

"Listening to the crows croak and scream is deadly! This is why I hate living here. I hate crows." Alice thought. As Alice waltzed outside. "UGH! THESE GODDAMN CROWS." Alice was stumped. "Wait a minute." Alice thought. Alice tiptoed softly behind the crow. She grabbed the crow firmly and started bashing its head into the tree. "STUPID CROWS. DIE DIE DIE DIE!" Blood starting rushing out of the crows eyes and nose. "Ewww! Gross." Alice mumbled. The other crows hadn't noticed. Alice ran back inside and grabbed a huge bucket. She ran outside with the bucket and placed it on the ground. She grabbed a crow, and another. She grabbed as many as she could. And put them in the bucket. She closed the bucket with a lid and starting shaking it violently. She noticed a car passing by and she threw the bucket infront of the speeding car in the road. She watched as the car sped across the bucket. Then after the car passed she went for the bucket and grabbed it. She ran back inside and placed the bucket on the table. "None of them died? Weird." Alice thought. The crows were dizzy looking and were walking in circles. She decided to plan something else. She tied up a rope around the tree into a noose. She place the bucket inside of it and kicked it so far it bashed into the window across the street at the neighbors house. "Oops, sheesh I mean to kick it in the street not the neighbors window." Alice thought to herself. "Hey who threw this goddamn bucket in here and broke our window?!" Said the neighbor across the street. Alice dunked in a cautious manner "fuck! I'm such a dumbass." She sprinted as fast as she could and raced into her room. *huff* *huff* *huff*..

To Be Continued.