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Scufty never dies

Scufty was half pig.

Therefore she was Technoblade.

And that also meant she never dies.

So one day Scufty decided to 1v1 Sadi who was a math god. They decided to play skywars. Scufty rushed mid and got a punch bow and sniped Sadi.

So Scufty won the first 1v1 and had Cakey her number one stan cheer in Discord messages.

Scufty decided to 1v1 Sean next. They decided on making the best crackshot. Scufty wrote Trump x Boris and she won again as the judge (eg) decided. And so Sean died while listening to sad songs because he lost.

Cakey was screaming so much Scufty decided to 1v1 her next. They decided on bedwars because Cakey has actually played that one game. Cakey got invis and broke Scufty's bed but since Scufty never dies Scufty did a epic tnt jump and killed Cakey. And while Cakey was waiting to respawn Scufty got her bed because Scufty is speed. Cakey was just standing there with a measly wooden sword and Scufty kills Cakey with her epic cool pvp skills and iron sword.

At the end of the day it was pretty clear that Scufty never dies.