*DISCLAIMER!!!! DABI IS A CHARACTER OF BNHA, MY HERO ACADEMIA, AND DOES NOT BELONG TO US!!! THE COVER IMAGE AND IMAGE AT THE TOP OF THIS STORY WERE MADE BY ME! WITH THAT BEING SAID, ENJOY! - LAURA*
Step 1, your spelling has to be very bad, as if you can't spell properly at all. Also, exclude contractions and ignore grammar. You have to be dumb and only have smart flashes about once or twice a year, as well. You also need to lie about worrying about the ones you love. Just respond with, "because i just wanted to know where you were," and then you must add, "i wasnt worried." Exactly like that!! Make sure everything is lowercase, especially the I's! Also, make sure to piss off the one person you know that hates uncapitalized I's, *cough cough* Laura *cough cough*, with them. Oh! You need to also have a defensive attitude when speaking. Remember kids, you also need to be a burnt chicken nugget with anger issues, daddy issues, and possessive intentions to your lover. It wouldn't hurt to be secretive about your life as well. You have to be besties with their other lovers if they have others and/or best friends, and you have to have a rivalry with the one closest to them or another one of their lovers if they have one. Oh, your lover has to be your first lover as well! Just don't become a jealous jelly bean.
Naturally, you must have spiky black hair and blue eyes. The shade, however, doesn't matter. Other physical features may include hair being able to do the floof despite spikiness, and it can be flattened. Your eyes must also cloud over when you're thinking. You also must have "kinky ass fantasies" and want to have some sort of sexual interaction with them each night. Yep, yep, but when you first start dating, you have to set down a law of no touching because you completely hate touch. Mhm! You also can't show nor accept any form of affection aside from hugging them once in a while for about a month!!!! To truly be the dumbest Endeavor spawn, you must like very little things. These things include your lover (Everything about them), cats, Deviltown V2 (The first song heard from your lover link is at bottom of the page), having your hair pulled, restraints, autumn, the colours black and purple, the LOV, a special blue rose from the Moon given to you by your lover when rekindling a friendship which is when you discovered you liked them, spiders (especially a karma one named Jim!), and setting things (Mostly forests and buildings) on fire.
You also have to dislike almost everything. Some of those things are birds, being asked "personal" questions, wearing hoodies, most nicknames, having your scars touched, and Izuku Midoriya. Your lover must then try their best to stop you and Midoriya from fighting. Yep, that's right! You also must fight with Izuku Midoriya many times, ending when you nearly stab him with a branch that was on fire. Oh boy! Most of these fights will end up with your lover trying to break up with you. You may cry but you must always claim that you never get sad and that you don't cry anyways! OH NO!
Next comes your room requirements. It has to be messy, contain a closet, and a pair of plastic fangs somewhere in the room. You must also have the blue rose mentioned earlier in a vase in the room, fangs are preferably hidden behind it. You have to have your lover clean the room at the beginning of your relationship to a dirty dirty song playlist (Yes, exactly like that, dirty dirty song playlist. Link at the end) created by Laura. Also, you must never let them clean it again nor let them in the closet again! The room must also become messy again in the span of a week. How annoying. Annnnnoooooooyyyyyyinnnnngggggggg!!
In this room, you give your lover a spare jacket of yours which will be returned when they try to break up with you (IF THEY DO, THEY'LL BURN IT). You accept it but luckily you and they don't break up. You make it a challenge that they have to steal it back in a creative way which ends up in you and Midoriya working together when they tried to steal it in an uncreative way. WHOA, WAIT THEY WORKED TOGETHER?! That's shocking!! THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE! Oh, wait, you can continue now! You also have to be taller than your lover and use that to your advantage by picking them up and carrying them places. You also must act like a cat at times. meow.
Other requirements must be: Forgetful (especially with names), sadistic (likes digging nails into your lover’s shoulder), doesn’t care about getting in trouble or anything really, defensive af and be oblivious to most things (especially hints.) You can relate to that one, Lupin, haha. First form of affection to a lover must be wrapping your arms around their waist and then they must boop you. You must give hints to your lover before dating them. And, your lover must be OBLIVIOUS to those hints. Cough, cough, Lupin. Shush hush hush. No you, haha. And lastly you must like your lover looking like they were attacked by a feral animal (namely a wolf because fangs and another kink.) I thought you said that already. Porbably did but who knows! Ahaha! Did you know that if you spell Ahaha backgrounds, you get Ahaha?
BACKGROUNDS
You also need to hate the word sorry. No one knows why. You just do.
Deviltown V2 -
Dirty Song Playlist - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5wo0gFT39cM4J3Z1XLft9juKkclmX5U1
BINABASA MO ANG
How To Be Random BNHA People (MY AU)
FanfictionThis is a story made by my friend, cousin, and I. This is based off of a roleplay AU that we have. It's a lot like the anime but we touch more on interacting with everyone and the personalities may differ. With that being said, enjoy!
