Harry Potter smut and one shots

What?a baby part1

You were feeling sick so her mione gave you a muggle device called a pregnancy test i had to piss on it and it would tell me if i was pregnant we waited for a bit checked the yest which had two lines which meant that I was pregnant

"Hermione it can't be, your muggle device must be broken.I-it has to be , in can't have a baby" you didn't look at her in fear that you would start crying 

" well why don't we go to the hospital wing and let madam Pomfrey do a test instead?"hermione replied in a calming reassuring voice

The two of you walked down to the hospital wing , Harry and Ron joined you in the way there and started asking there dumbfounded questions

" what happened to y/n"-Ron

"Is she ok?"-harry

"Tell us what the matter!!"- both boys yelled

" IM FUCKING PREGNANT ,now will you two shut it?" You yelled at the boys

"Oh ,um who's the dad?" Ron asked I a polite manner

"I don't fucking know?" You shot back in a rude tone accidentally

" well who have you bloody spelt with in the last month?!!"ron continued

"I don't know, well I-Um"you were too embarrassed to say

"WELL SPIT IT OUT!"ron seemed very eager to know

" fine 5 different guys" you blurted out

" holy shit y/n,who are they?"J knew Ron wouldn't stop until you told him and the this moment you couldn't be bothered to deal with it you were a couple meters away from the madam pomferys office so you just spat it out

"Fine bloody hell ron the guys are , draco, Blaise, Cedric, and your t-two brothers"you said the last part in a quit voice hoping Ron wouldn't notice what you had said

"YOU SLEEPT WITH MY BLOODY BRITHERS? Y/N HOW COULD YO-"he sounded really mad but hermione cut him off before he could say anything else.you finally reached madam pomfret office hermione had told the boys to bugger off before we got to the door so i didn't have to worry about them

"Hello fears how may j help you ?"madam pomfrey said with glee

"I need a test to see if I'm pregnant"you whispered

"What dear?"she asked

"I need some sort of test or spell to see if I'm pregnant?" You probably said it a bit to loud,madam pomfrey was shocked but didn't ask anything about it

"Dear just lay here madam pomfrey said sounding less gleeful then she did when you walked in

The rest was a bit blurry but the one thing you remember was her telling you that you were pregnant

"Dear I'm sorry to tell you that your um , your pregnant"she spat it out you could feel the  tears coming back

"But how do you know who the father is ?oh pls don't  tell my parents"you started to cry

Hermione stood there feeling terrible it was the first time she couldn't help her friends that were in need

" I'm afraid j can't tell you for now , come back in a few weeks and I'll have the results"

"O-ok thank you" you said through tears you and Hermione were about to walk through the door when

"And dear"

You looked back to madam pomfrey

"I won't tell you parents ,that's up for you to decide"she said with a small smile

"T-TH-Thank y-you"you replied

You and Hermione ran back to the dorms her test had taken quite long since it was already night you and Hermione climbed through the portrait hole , Ron could see your face and instantly knew what happened. With out a second thought you ran up stairs to bed

"Damit let's think who the father could be , shit well who used a condom ,fuck me the only person who used a condom was Cedric the only decent guy now I was stuck with pranksters , dick and kind of dick but a bit decent why can't they use a FUCKING CONDOM" you thought to yourself  you fell asleep and soon the day was over