Becoming A Superhero (A Kick-Ass Fan Fiction)

Chapter 5: May The Force Be With You.

I walked into Art and wanted to walk out straight away, she was there giggling with a group of girls maybe her friends she was so perfect.

I sat a few tables away from them, the teacher introduced himself as Mr. Pirch.

"Ok guys," he said "You can do whatever after have introduced yourselves."

So everybody introduced themselves Adam, Josh, Avril, Tia, May and lots more.

May, that was her name, just like her face beautiful.

I shook my head and stopped focusing on May and tried to draw up a costume for Tony and I, I wonder what May would.... No I had to focus.

I started to draw the costume that would define my "other" life.

20 minutes before the bell went two legs appeared before my table, I looked up to see a fit body with massive bosoms and crap... It was May, well shit, I hid my work under my chest.

"Hey..is it Joey?" she asked voice as beautiful as a sunset, she had a British accent too.

I blushed, tried to smile and said "Yeah,"

"Cute name, what are you drawing?"

I went to tell her but realized that it may kill me in the future.

" Oh you know, just doodling,"

"What are you doodling?" she questioned, her curiosity was rising

"Nerdy stuff." I tried to keep my words short as I was stuttering and blushing like crazy.

"I like nerds." She then turned whilst looking and winked at me, well that conversation escalated quickly and her butt was... words I was at a loss her butt is just so big and round and .... I love art.

I think I might like May too.

After school Tony and I compared notes about what our "ideas" for being a "superhero" was.

"Just helping those in need, you know," Tony always had the best ideas,

"What about names, I think mine will be either Whipcrack or The Slasher."

"Try, Whiplash, I'll go with Detective Rock."

"You're a genius!"

"I know."

"I need to relax, race you to the slides?"

"OK, Ready....set....go!"

We chilled until after tea which was chicken curry volovants then purchased some gadgets that might come in handy when helping Manhattan,

This was going to be awesome,

this was going to be Kick-Ass.