Greenhaven Broadcast - Chapter One: Olvan and his Channel
Olvan: *clears throat* Hello! Welcome to our new broadcast, Greenhaven Broadcast! Today I will be screaming for you.
Olvan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
*ad break*
Meilin: *rolls eyes* Way to go, Rollan.
*ad break*
Conor: So I am confusion. Why is this one R-kansas and not Kansas. But if this is Kansas... where's Arkansas? Explain Kansas, people! EXPLAIN R-KANSAS! *hitting Amayan map violently*
*ad break*
Maya: *holds up Tini* Hi! This is my fire salamander, Tini. Say hi! Hello! How do you do?
Tini: *catches on fire*
Maya: *slightly disappointed* Oh.
*ad break*
Zerif: Behold... the SECRET OF LIFE! *holds up a mirror*
Abeke: *unimpressed* And why is a mirror the secret of life?
Zerif: Because... you can see yourself in it!
Abeke: *still unimpressed* And yet you still can't see that you don't have a brain....
Zerif: *with a note of an annoyed fourth grader* Surrrrrrrrreee -
*ad break*
Meilin: Hi, I'm Meilin. *bad hair flip*
Rollan: Cool! :3
Meilin: *annoyed* No, Rollan. It's not. Go away.
*back to broadcast*
Olvan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Olvan: *takes deep breath*
Olvan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
*ad break*
Dawson: Once upon a time there was a great Earl...
Devin: *perplexed* Go on please. :3
Dawson: He was widely respected over Trunswick and....
Devin: Keep going. :3
Dawson: Had lots of pride in his oldest son, who turned out to be....
Devin: Go on. :3
Dawson: ....a failure and a walking disappointment and his younger brother outlived him.
*ad break*
Rollan: Let's play a game!
Meilin: *suspicious* What game?
Rollan: Just a fun game. Like... Rock Paper Scissors?
Meilin: *smiles evilly* Scissors.
Rollan: Huh?
Lenori: *in the garden* Where did my gardening shears go?
*ad break*
Meilin: Hi. :3
Everyone: *terrified*
Something, something, something.... WIZARD OF OZ???
*back to broadcast*
Olvan: Welcome back to me screaming.
Olvan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
*ad break*
*trying to make something in the kitchen*
Abeke: Where's the cook book? Where is it?
Rollan: *already distracted* You mean the cool book? Or look book?
Meilin: *rolls eyes* Lame.
Rollan: *messes everything up somehow* 0_0
Meilin: *rolls eyes* Way to go, Rollan.
Conor: Hey, guys, I forgot how to open a container.
Meilin: What container?
Conor: ... all containers.
Abeke: *still trying to find cook book* Ask Devin then.
Conor: Where is he?
Devin: *eating stolen cookies in the dishwasher* Shh... are they looking for me? Shhhh.... tell them I'm in the bathroom...
Conor: FOUND HIM
Meilin: DEVIN WHAT ON ERDAS
*ad break*
Shane: Oh! I fell asleep while I was waiting on you to make me a snack. Sorry.
Abeke: Go back to sleep! And starve! *runs out of room sobbing*
Shane: .... :(
*ad break*
Meilin: Welcome to philosophy class, where you will learn the values and mysteries of life.
Rollan: *raises hand* I have a question. Is water wet?
Meilin: *ignores him* Now, the first thing we will learn is how to relax your mind to explore -
Rollan: *raises hand* Is the donkey a relative of the monkey?
Meilin: *ignores him* Does anyone know the way to figure out what you're meant to be?
Rollan: *raises hand* Is mayonnaise an instrument?
Meilin: GO AWAY!!!!
*back to broadcast*
Olvan: *turning a little purple* AAAAAAAAAA-
Olvan: AAAA - AAAAA - haaaaa - aaaaaa.....
Olvan: *faints*
Rollan: *sneaks onto screen* Mwahaha... *rubs hands together evilly*
Rollan: *making fun of Olvan* Today I'll be screaming for you. AAAAAAAAAAAA -
Conor: *off screen* Umm.... what are you doing?
Abeke: *off screen* Come back here, you idiot!
Rollan: *ignores because he's having the time of his life* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Abeke: *off screen* What are we going to do about that stonehead?
Conor: *off screen* Oh, here comes Meilin.
Rollan: AAAAAAA - huh? Who?
Meilin: WUOSYHDHJAJDNFBKMWBAHAJJDJ!!
Rollan: *truly screams* AAAAAAAAAAAAA-
*goes black for a second*
*turns back on*
Conor: Um... that concludes today's broadcast. I think.
*distant screaming*
Conor: Oh, shoot.
Maya: *pokes her head in* Oh! Hello! Any idea why Meilin is chasing after Rollan with Lenori's gardening shears, screaming something in Zhongese?
Conor: . ...no.
Abeke: *from behind camera* NO URAZA, THAT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO EAT -
*end of broadcast*
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