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Spider Mother, Lol.

[Quackity's POV] [9:57 AM] [Monday]

A brand new day. Wonder how it would turn out..

I sigh to myself while sitting up on my bed, running my fingers through my hair. I look to the left to see that everything outside of my window was a bit cloudy than usual, I assume that it would be raining soon which isn't really a problem.

I hop out of my bed and walk to my bathroom. As soon as I stepped in the bathroom I look into my reflection on the mirror. I rub my eyes and walk to my sink, turning it on and proceeding to wash my face. After drying off I hear soft tapping on my roof, I then slightly lean my body back making it so my head peeks out of my bathroom. I stared at my window again and I noticed that the sky gotten way more cloudy and grey for the past minute, Time sure does fly..

I then walk out of my bathroom, I walk towards my closet and beginning to open it, But suddenly a huge ass SPIDER jumps out of no where. "HOLY SHIT!! WHAT THE FUCK?!" I yelled while the spider crawls closer to me. I start running out of my room to grab a broom from my kitchen which was really stupid of me.

As I grabbed a broom I immediately ran as fast as I could to my room. I slammed my door open and carefully scout the room.

And oh god I didn't see the spider anywhere. I'm so fucked.

I pray to myself that it isn't on the roof. I slowly look up and scout my roof as well. I sigh in relief since the spider wasn't on there. I then cautiously hop on my bed and look under while clenching onto the side. I grab my phone with my right hand and turned on the flash light while slowly lowering it down.

The spider was fucking there..

I took a more cautious look of it and realized it had tiny eyes on its body? I then took a second to realize it but.. it was fucking MOTHER spider, great. I'm more dead than ever. "How the hell am I suppose to catch that thing?!" I say while sitting up and clenching my broom. I took a deep breath and look back under my bed. I then clutch up and start SLAMMING my broom onto the spider. Again, that was another stupid move. The tiny baby spiders start swarming my floor,  I then screamed while dropping my phone on the floor by accident "HOLY SHIT THERE IS SO MANY OF THEM-".

I scream at the top of my lungs while standing on my bed. I swear I might get fucking beaten to death by my neighbors as well...

I then take step down of my bed and start SQUISHING the tiny spiders with my BARE FUCKING FEET which might be a bad idea but fuck it, Those tiny mother fuckers are not going anywhere except facing death.

~Time Skip~

After killing all of the tiny spiders and their mother I sweep up all of the bodies into a dustpan and dump them outside which was still raining, leaving them floating in a small puddle in a patch of grass. I then calmly sigh and walk back into my house with the dustpan.

 I open my door which was slightly opened and pick up my phone off the ground.  I then tiredly go on my bed and close my eyes. I thought to myself, should I get a part time job?

I wonder if I should get one.

Words 608 - Published In 11/10/2020 

Sorry if this page was short, I've been really busy with school and I end up with less time to write stuff. Anyways, Have a good day! :)