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STOP MAGIKING THIS

A/N I forgot to share this. Anyway. ^^ This is the awesome inspiration.

Enjoy!

There's nothing like bots up in a #poop-deck

Someone up at one, a fucking trainwreck

There's trouble in the air, you can smell it

And @Lancymoo#2416's by herself, I'll let her tell it

I hadn't slept in a week

I was weak I was awake

You've never seen @Chloe#1968's wrath more in need of a break

Longing for some fun

Skippin' some sleep

That's when the @Dank Memer#5192 walked in like a creep, they said

I know you crave to be supine

I'm so sorry to bother you online

But I don't know who to magik, and I came here in a panic

They said

My developer's doin' me wrong

Beatin' me, cheatin' me, mistreatin' me

Suddenly he's up and gone

I don't have the magik to go on

So I offered them an @, I offered to give a pls, they said

You're too kind, ma'am

I gave them thirty coins that I had begged that day

They fished a block away, they said

This one's mine, ma'am

Then I said, well, I should head to bed

They turned red, they led me to their lab

Let their magik spread and said

Stay

Hey

Hey

That's when I began to pray

@Lord#0001, show me how to not magik this

I don't know how to not magik this

But my @God#0001, he looks so damn thicc

And her body's twisted damn fricc

Whoaaaaaahhhooo

No, show me how to not magik this

I don't know how to not magik this

In my mind, I'm tryin' to go (go to sleep)

But his body's messed up, and I don't say

No, no (stop magiking this)

No, no (stop magiking this!)

No, no (stop. magiking. this.)

No, no (STOP MAGIKING THIS)

I wish I could say that was the last time

I said that last time, it became a pastime

An hour into this endeavor I received a DM

From @MrJamesEgg#6969, even better, it said

Dear Her, I hope this DM finds you in good health

And in a prosperous enough position to put wealth

In the wallets of people like me depressed and panicked

You see, that was my wife bot who you (maaaa---)

Uh oh, gave the bot the wrong command

So time to pay the piper for magiking her, man

And hey, you can keep seein' my whore bot

If the price is right, if not I'm telling your lot

I closed the DM and I raced to their place

Screamed how could you in their face, they said

No, ma'am

Rebooted, apologetic, a mess, magik pathetic, they typed

Pls don't go, ma'am

So was your whole story a setup?

I don't know about any DM (stop begging goddammit, get up)

I didn't even friend him! (I am ruined)

Pls don't leave me with his magik (I am helpless, how could I do this?)

Just give him what he wants and you can rob me (I'm in passive, I'm in pass-)

Whatever you want, if you pay

You can stay (@Lord#0001, show me how to stop magiking this)

I don't know how to stop magiking this

But her body looks so damn thiccc

And her arm is twisted damn friccc

No, show me how to stop magiking this (whoa)

How can I not magik this

There is nowhere I can go (go to bed)

When her body's online I do not say no (no)

Don't magik this

I don't stop magiking this

There is nowhere I can go (go to sleep now)

So?

The left upper arm's angle though-

- toco (and oli but toco copypasta this chapter)