Characters: Kim Burrel, Mel Gibson, Tim Hardaway, Donnie McClurkin, Azealia Banks.
Kim's POV
I love Saturday's.
I go and get a coffee at starbucks, meet a hot chick but learn that she is in fact not a lesbian and is homophobic, so asking her out doesnt go well, not so great.
I meet another hot chick at my new yoga class and shes bi and accepts my invitation to go on a date.
*Mentally jumping up and down with joy*
*On the outside:* "Yeah sweet! uh...?"
"Azealia, Azealia Banks."
"ok, see you tommorow afternoon then!"
the girl stares at me quizzicly, "aren't you forgetting something?"
"Hmm?" I ask
"My number?"
"OH!" I gasp, dammit kim, get your head in the game!!
"ah, sorry i havent asked anyone out in yonks, uh yonks? sorry that was stupid, years, i mean. uh can i have please your number please?"
Azealia smiles, takes my phone and makes a new contact.
"there you go."
"t-thanks" i stutter and walk out of the yoga clinic.
First day of dating did NOT go well.
DU LIEST GERADE
The Stud muffin and the cupcake
Humorin advance (if your homophobic get the fuck out) fukya ya stupid homophobic donkey ok this is just poking fun at homophobic people I might do a second book with one poking fun at racist people, if you want. PROTECT THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY ITS NOT A pHa...
