aksually moved to a new apartment, so far so good to him. he neither had roommates nor his egg plushy. sad, he screeched. the new house was, quote-on-quote, a hot mess. but only one thing caught his eyes.
?!?!?!
hey there sexy, aksually called. an achilles in disguise, he steadily approached the inanimate object, letighly touching the shiny rough serface.
dang, obama-kun came in, can't believe your doing that. what the fuck is wrong with you punk? aksel snarled.
getting dumped was never easy, but falling in love is. the smell of the basic power particles floating, the lights reflecting to his own face - he just knew it. that it was the one. for him.
so like a goddamn CHAD he picked up his newly found girl (obama-kun totally didn't help him duhh) and placed it on his already broken bed. only god knows what happened to the bed.
the dishwasher could not speak, a plus point for aksel. all women do is lie anyways. the dishwasher could not only find itself to lying but also sob brrrr grrr with aksel's nightly shenanigans.
baby girl?
no response.
baby girl, hear me.
from now, ur my dishwasher-chan ^-^
VOUS LISEZ
hey momma (aksually x dishwasher-chan)
Fanfictionaksel recently moved to a new apartment in a remote location of the great holy britain, expecting to discover something totally new and unknown. little did he know that he would find himself to fall for a rather peculiar little thing.
