Benevolent:You didn't have to make it personal
Great:We aren't having dinner together
Horrid:Yeah cause you all have shit taste
Horrid:I'll be fine dining and you children will be chowing down on Kids Cuisine since you can't handle big kid food like onions or mint
Benevolent:If I cooked you Mexican food,which is highly based on tomatoes,would you eat it?
Horrid:MEXICAN FOOD FUCKS SO HARD
Horrid:I don't like tomato though
Benevolent:Final-
Benevolent:WHAT?!
Scary:FUCK YOU,YOU TOMATO HATING BITCH
Horrid:You can't be serious
Horrid:Tomato?TOMATO??
Benevolent:TOMATO IS GOOD
Horrid:Look,salsa?Good.Ketchup?Great.Pasta And pizza sauce?Amazing!But just plain ass tomato?Disgusting
Great:You got a point there
Benevolent:Great,the question still remains,how could one hate onions?
Great:Because it tastes like shit
Horrid:How do you know what shit tastes like?Oh yeah,it's because you eat almonds
Great:I-
Scary:Onions take over everything they touch
Benevolent:They bring flavor to any food
Great:Flavor of what?Piss?
Horrid:Of course you'd know what piss tastes like,almond eater
Horrid:Imagine thinking almonds adds any substance to anything instead of subtracting from the food
Scary:Have you ever had chocolate almond milk?
Horrid:I haven't
Scary:Well then fuck you
Horrid:..You milk those almonds?
Benevolent:Milking those nuts-
Scary:I WAS A GODDAMN BARISTA SHUT UP
Benevolent:I wanted to be a barista
Great:Well you lost all your qualifications for being one
Benevolent:WHAT QUALIFICATIONS??
Great:Liking onions
Scary:Hating nuts
Horrid:Mint hater
Benevolent:
Horrid:Imagine thinking mint ice cream is bad,COULDN'T BE ME
Benevolent:It's weird and boring
Horrid:I don't care,you're still a pussy
Scary:I once squirted a whole pump of Starbucks peppermint syrup into my mouth and thought I was having a stroke
Horrid:That sounds heavenly
Benevolent:Not really
Great:Shut up,onion lover
Scary:This is a class system
Horrid:Only royalty likes onions
Great:WRONG
Great:It goes,rich,middle class,working class,onion lover
Scary:I've never been poor a day in my life,I only eat kings
Benevolent:Disgusting
Horrid:Of course Great hates poor people
Horrid:Associating something he think is bad with lower class.What a pig
Great:WHAT-
Great:Fine,what about..
Great:Move onion lovers to the top..BUT rich people suck
Horrid:Hell yeah,we living like royalty
Scary:Have fun hogging all the wealth and being hated by society
Horrid:Don't care.I get onions now AND I get enough money to hire a hit man to kill you
Scary:Can't you just tell one of your operatives to assassinate me?
Scary:
Scary:WAIT NO.FORGET WHAT I SAID
Horrid:I will use my power to make having bad taste illegal
Great:So you're an outlaw?
Benevolent:So mint is punishable by law huh?
Scary:You tomato hating,onion loving bitch
Horrid:I WILL TEAR YOU ALL LIMB FROM LIMB
Horrid:You know what?I hope we do get dinner together
Horrid:SO I CAN PUNCH YOU ALL IN THE BALLS
Emotionless:I just wanted to take a break
Emotionless:What the fuck is happening now-
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