Me: Sooooo... what do you guys feel like doing?
Rico: Don't know, maybe we can go watch a movie or--
Nana: Nng, shaddap, I'm stalking Dan and Phil on twitter (so relatable though).
Me: BUT I'M BOOORED!
Rico: ~Tell me something I don't know~
Me: You're a meanie Rico-chan...*pouts*
Rico:*sticks out tongue*
Nana: WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY! *swings around katana like a boss*
Me and Rico: *hides in fear* GOMEN'NASAI!
Me: *lightbulb appears over my head* I got it!
Nana and Rico: What?
Me: *evil grin* Prank calls (dun dun duuuuuun).
~~~~~~~~Time skip because I'm cool~~~~~~~~
Rico: So who are we going to call?
Me: Oh, I know, Levi!
Nana: NOO, NOT MY LEVI-SAMA, CHOOSE SOMEONE ELSE! *points katana at my throat*
Me: Geez, calm down, we'll just call... AH. *snaps*
Rico: Who's 'AH'?
Me: *sweatdrops* Baka, we'll call shirtless!
Nana: Who's shirtless?
Me: You guys would probably refer to him as "Gray Fullbuster".
Rico: That Fairy Tail guy with ice magic?
Me: Yeah!
Rico: Cool but, how are we supposed to get his number?
Me: I have my recourses...
Rico: Okaaaaaay...😟
Me: Let's get started! *dials*
Gray: Gray Fullbuster speaking.
Me: Hello shirtle-uh, I mean Gray.
Gray: Who are you?
Me: I'm Joe Jonas, I come from mysterious land called Sweden, I'm calling you because you have won a price, CONGRATULATIONS!
Gray: Cool, what's the price?
Me: You've won a free lesson in Swedish, you are aloud to get excited!
Gray: Why would I wanna learn Swedish?
Me: Hey, I'm asking the questions here, lil' boy.
Gray: I-I'm gonna hang up now...
Me: Hey, no, wait--
Gray: *hangs up*
Me: H-Han la på, den där lilla jäveln!
Rico: That wasn't very funny Ken...
Me: Håll tyst, ingen gillar dig...du är inte min bror längre.(Bror=Swedish slang, means Bro, also means brother, IT'S COMPLICATED)
Rico: That hurts Ken-chan. *walks into a corner and sobs*
Nana: You're talking in Swedish...
Me: Oh, sowwy...
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Sorry for a weird first chapter, I didn't know how to start it off, oh well. Also, please leave requests on an anime character you want me to prank call. With that said...bye...
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Anime Prank Calls (Warning: lot of otakuness)
RandomHello humans (or aliens)! This is basically a fanfic thing where I and my OC's (is it spelt that way, why am I even writing this) prank call characters from anime's. Please comment and ENJOY!!!
