Uncensored Song Lyrics

My Band--D12

All I did was read a Russell Simmons book

So I'm more intact, tryna get on the map

Doin' jumping jacks while get whipped on my back

[Verse 3 - Kuniva and Kon Artist]

Look at Em little punk ass thinkin' he the shit

Yeah I know man find himself taking on a flick

Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue

([Em:] No, I had an interview, not you two)

You gonna be late for soundcheck

Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck

But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best

You know what man I'ma say something

Hey yo Em

([Em:] You got something to say?!)

Man no

I thought you's bout to tell him off, man, what's up?

Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up

And you ain't back me up when we supposed to be crew

When I was bout to talk right after you

I swear, I swear man

[Chorus:]

These chicks don't even know the name of my band...

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...

Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man...

All because I'm the lead singer of my band...

[Verse 4 - Proof]

They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not

Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park

I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot

I should cut his mic off when the music starts

Hey yo it's... Ready to snap on a dumb ass fan

Every time I hear, "Hey dude I love your band."

We ain't a band bitch, we don't play instruments

So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent

And these guys they can find every area code

([Em:] Proof carry my bag)

Bitch carry your own

Can't make it to the stage, security in my way

(Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)

[Verse 5 - Bizarre]

Goddammit I'm sick of this group

Time for me to go solo and make some loot

I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps

Till Kon Artist slipped me some crack

Lose Yourself video I was in the back

Superman video I was in the back

For the media, I got some suggestions

Fuck Marshall, ask us the questions

Like "Who's D12? How we get started."

(But what about Eminem?)

Bitch are you retarded?

Anyway I'm the popularest guy in the group

Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (hey sexy)

50 told me to do situps to get buff

I did two and a half and couldn't get up

Fuck D12, I'm outta this band

I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne

[Eminem]

Girl why cant you see you're the only one for me

And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my name...

[Chorus - Bizarre]

These chicks don't even know the name of my band... (ha ha)

But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands... (Fuck Marshall)

Cause once I blow I know that I'll be the man...

All because I'm the lead singer of my band...

My band [6x]

Roxanne

Shatan

Loves me

[Outro]

The hottest boy band in the world...

D12!

[Eminem as a salsa singer]

I'm the lead singer of my band, I get all the girls to take off their underpants

I'm the lead singer of my band, my salsa

Makes all the pretty girls want to dance

My salsa, well, look out for my next single, it's called "My Salsa"

My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa

My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance

And take off their underpants

My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance

And take off their underpants, my salsa

(Where'd everybody go?)