forevermore

Chapter 1

Once there was a Chicken rider, with many beaks and have colorful feathers.

It can transform into many ways like a golden spatula, a silver pikachu, name it he can transform into it at night. Though during morning, it transforms into a goatfish.

Also, it has many tentacles in its nose with many apples.

The chicken rider is famous for its ways in fighting; it is known all over neverland, human world and, yes, even in David Jones' locker.

Until one day, in the midst of the pandemonium, he fell in love with a human named Juanita Mari Mendoza who is a demigod, a vampire and a notorious pirate which is forbidden because it is the Chicken rider. It is one of the rules in the horoscope. Also, the former Chicken rider that has been promoted to Horse friend shared the same fate.

But man! Chicken rider did what the former didn't do before which is fight for their unrequited love. Well, at least he tried to. But failed miserably.

So, he don't have any choice but to be inlove with, unfortunately, Wrenz Ricafort. Yes, I know it is same sex.

Wrenz is a hybrid, mixed hobbit and ogre. He have horrendous smell and have terrible hygiene. Also, he got the looks of the ogre but his height is like the hobbit. You can even smell it even you are in the other end of the neverland. Indeed a terrible punishment.

So, he decided to undergo a sex change.

His wife, Wrenz Ricafort, is more than ecstatic that he will have a sex change.

Three decades later, they have a hundred twenty five children which consist of fifty seven boys and sixty eight girls. But he raped one of its daughter. Incest. lol

But you know what is really amazing? Wrenz give birth to them at the same time. Like how Athena was born.

Then, suddenly, the chaos broke loose! And the monsters from the underworld escaped. Yes! Even the mightiest of all--Magikarp. It was infamous for its attack, the ultra super move Splash! They caused havoc at the outskirts of Manhattan and destroyed everything in their path.

As days passed by, Chicken rider looks older and worried sick to his people. He heard the news from the caravans, travelers, gypsy and from a pokemon trainer.

Later that night, he had a dream. He was running and panting like he ran a hundred meters of marathon. He doesn't see the point why he is running because when he look back, he saw nothing but pitch black. Or so he thought because he saw an enormous golden duck waddling and pecking like crazy. It is like forty feet tall holding a stick.  Or maybe it is a magic wand? As if on cue, it glows and pointed it to him. It happened lighting fast. Something like a disco ball is hurling at me. Then, I blacked out.

He woke up with a start.

He made his firm decision while he is still in the shower while singing 'Eye of the tiger' with matching copied moves of Manny Pacquiao.

Chicken rider bade its farewell. Like Jose Rizal did to his fans. It decided to transform into a goatfish. It screamed its battle cry but suddenly a ringtone abruptly halted them all from fighting.