One day Vai woke up and heard his son playing skywars. Vai bursts into his sons room and yells "SHUT THE FUCK UP ADDOPTED SHIT" then pulls out the belt. Right before Vai beats his son he realizes his late to work "your lucky this time..." says Vai. As Vai's driving to work he realizes how lonely he is. He decides to skip work for the day and download an app called tinder. He downloaded the app he matched with somenody named "cloudy? Vai says oddly , what an wierd name he sais" cloudy messages him saying "hello!" Vai is nervous because he has never spoken to the female gender and he starts to sweat and replies with "hi" and after they start to chat for a bit they decide to meet up. They meet up at this place called Onions cafe which is a cafe that only has onions on the menu , onion soup , onion rings etc. Originally Vai wanted to go to Rizelix's weed shop but decided not to because cloudy didint want to. Vai is waiting and sweating. Hes very nervous! A car pulls up and somebody pulls up. "Are you Vai?" She asks. Vai panicks and says "No im door!" And after cloudy looks around for a bit and leaves. Vai realizes what he did after Cloudy left. "Damnit the only girl that actually liked me!" He starts screaning and crying like a 5yr old who shit himself. Everyone starts staring at him until someone comes up and asks "are you okay?" Vai realizes that he just broke down in public and says "yeah" sheepishly. Vai decides to get a coffee while hes there but all the seats are taken exept next to the person who asked if hes ok. "Can i sit here ?" He asks "sure!" Exclaims the stranger "whats your name?" She asks "vai" Vai replies "nice to meet you Vai im piechu" after a while of talking Piechu says "Oh shit! I gotta go i need to go to walk my dogs!" "Oh ok" says Vai sadly , "wanna meet here again tomorrow?" Asks Piechu "sure!" Says Vai.
This continues for days until one day
"Hey Vai!" Says Piechu "oh hey!" Repies Vai "so uh do you like... wanna go out sometime?.." asks Vai "uh yeah sure!" Replies Piechu
Their date is at the exact same shop because Vai is a normie and dosent know where else to go
Date after date eventually Piechu purposes because Vai is a chicken
"Yes!" Says Vai and they live happily ever after
(Until Vai rages so hard at block game he ends up poping to many blood vessels)
Please dont be offended by anything i this its a joke
