His coal black anteni softly blew in the wind, the smell of honey filled his nostrils, he felt at home in his hive. But he felt he didn't fit in. He didn't want to work in just ONE job for the rest of his life. He wanted to get fired to be promoted, he wanted a real job. So he decided that he was going to go out into the world, where Vanessa lived.
He thought maybe he would be a florist. But there was one problem, there could only be one florist.
He stays up all night plotting on how he will kill the love of his life, his boo bear, his sweetie pie. He thought maybe to kill a human he would have to stab her violently till she bled to death, or disable the smoke alarms and set her apartment complex on fire. Everyone said that arson was easy but that was propaganda.
So he stabbed her violently until she started bleeding to death and then set the whole block on fire. Lots of innocent people died but most importantly Vanessa died and her body was never going to be found, he spent day and night skinning her and planting flowers in her skull.
He thought that just throwing away the skin wasn't the best idea so he decided to feed it to his children that he stole from the queen. As he was feeding them the skin he came up with an amazing idea, he would have to kill ken.. *gasp* ken's allergic to bee stings. But who would he make sting him?
"Barry?" a voice said.
"Hi adam, i need your help."
*dramatic scene change*
"All i need you to do is sting ken." Barry says.
"B-but that could kill me, and i don't have a stinger." Abam said, scared.
*dramatic pause*
"True.." Barry said. "WE'LL HAVE TO SLAP HIM ACROSS THE FACE WITH A SLICE OF RAW TOASTᵀᴹ!" Barry yelled.
*another dramatic scene change*
A slice of bread in one hand, honey in the other, Barry flew up to Ken and knocked him out with the raw toastᵀᴹ, knocking him out. Ken lay on the ground, blood streaming out of his head, Barry walked up to him and spread the honey all over his hair.
He was now the best and only tennis player, or so he thought.
*dramatic ending*
(there will be more coming soon-ish)
