ONE LITTLE TASTE (mb/s)

SENTENCE STARTERS

"Don't become vampires, kids"

"You're blood tastes delicious."

"I can't do this to you"

"There's something I have to tell you."

"I don't want to put you in danger."

"I need blood.."

"I haven't had blood in days."

"No I don't sparkle. Fuck you."

"Please don't freak out."

"You'd think living for over a hundred years would teach you something, but no, I'm still a dumbass"

"I don't want to see you die too.."

"Trust me, you don't want this."

"Looks like you're new. Let me show you the ropes."

"It's best if you don't know too much about me."

"Quit quoting Twilight."

"Wait, you didn't know I was a vampire?"

"Not all vampires are unable to eat garlic! Dracula just had an allergy and suddenly everyone thinks we all despise it!"

"So how does this thing work? I swear it's so hard keeping up with the times."

"The Roaring 20s was fun! The Great Depression...also pretty fun."

"The only cool part about being a vampire is my persuasion power. I can make anyone do whatever I want them too."

"No, I don't burn in the sun. It just irritates me a bit."

"Oh c'mon, I'm not gonna bite you! Unless you're into that stuff."

"I've always wondered how you taste like...you do smell pretty good."

"One time, I fed from a drunk guy. Worst hangover I've ever had."

"Th-that's not blood on my shirt! It's...tomato soup."

"I don't sleep in a coffin, they make me feel claustrophobic."

"Ugh, don't drink animal blood. Trust me, it's disgusting."

"Did-did you get your fangs stuck? Oh my god, where did I put my camera?!"

"I'm not gonna kill him! ...maybe."

"If you're gonna compare me to some vampire from the media, at least compare me to Lestat. He's cool."