The Terrys both spontaneously grew anthropomorphic buff arms and started beating the hell out of each other. Terry swung some punches at Terry, and Terry did the same. As the fight progressed, the Terrys both grew more and more arms to fight with. After about fifteen minutes of fighting, they both had about eighteen arms each. Earlier in the fight, they both seemed evenly matched in power and skill, but it was becoming clear that Terry was going to win. This frightened Terry, who started swinging faster and more recklessly. Eventually, Terry fled to a nearby bridge.
Knowing he had won the fight, Terry reached over for the stack of strudels, only to realize that they were gone. He looked up at the bridge and saw Terry staring back with an empty plate on his lap. It was over. The lark had won.
Author's note:
It has been several years since I've had a toaster strudel and now I really want one. Credit goes to Tsuyaki for the story idea.
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Bird Wars: Battle For The Strudel
HumorA flamingo and a lark battle to the death over a toaster strudel.
