Human dog X reader Fanfic

Is That A Human Dog?..

One day I was walking outside I see a furry pissing
I go to the furry I ask them what are u doing They say I'm pissing now get the fuck away

I slapped the furry

I said There's a toilet right next to u The furry says but I'm not allowed in I say bitch why

They say because I'm a dog Half human 🙀 I say wOaH

I see Dora speeding to the human dog Dora says PERRA U MEJOR VOLVER AQUÍ The human dog crys I ask for their name and pronouns (cuz cool people get name and pronouns)

The human dog said tooda and she/her

I fell in love that day

Next day I find tooda pissing again

On flowers this time I ask if she's taken

She says no She kissed me
I said wtf (mind:ew)

We are gonna have a sleepover At her house It was time to sleep I am sleeping on the floor

I wake up cuz I hear footsteps

I SEE TOODA SLEEPING WITH THE DORA MONKEY AND DORA I SCREAM THAT'S YOUR MOM

I leave immediately Tooda says don't leave it was a misunderstanding

I fight with the bitch She got bloody I went home (the dog isn't a furry btw)
Her friends at the funeral:

THE END