Spidey to school

an avocado? thanks

Ok, so this is the longest thing I've ever written... and my first fanfic that I'm going to post in english (which isn't my native language) so... don't be harsh please? I did my best lol. Watch out for my grammatical errors and point them out so I can correct them, thanks. I don't know anything about panic attacks, because luckily I don't get them so bear with me if anything is incorrect.

TW: BULLYING, SWEARING, PANIC ATTACK, VIOLENCE (I GUESS), LOTS OF HAMILTRASH 

CAN YOU FIND ALL THE HIDDEN REFERENCES?

PETER'S POV

The day was going great, I actually got up in time and didn't arrive late to school. Even the teacher was surprised. Flash was nowhere to be seen and Tony promised me a day in the lab! That was until last period. I swear I was trying to pay attention! But my mind was already wondering what Steve will cook for dinner and if Bucky baked more delicious cookies. The teacher got my attention only after having mentioned my alter-ego.

''Generously agreed to come to our school as a student, for a whole week! The hero obviously won't be required to do homework if he doesn't want to or if he didn't get the chance to complete it.''

'That would be very useful if it was applied for the whole year! I wouldn't have to pull full-night study session and always being tired. Wait a minute... did she just say that I agreed to come here as Spidey for a week?!' I think.

''Class dismissed.''

I'm starting to panic, worrying about all the things that will surely go wrong next week, when I feel Ned dragging me out of the classroom.

''You agreed to what?! Why didn't you tell me?!''

''I didn't agree to anything! It must have been Tony or the team! Man, I am so going to kill them when I get back home! Maybe it's their revenge for last week's prank?''

''It could be... but dude what will you do? You can't just disappear for a week and then come back the next one!'' Ned asks.

''I know, man! Oof, I'm sorry this thing really stressed me out. I'm gonna figure it out after I beat my family to a pulp.''

Someone honked  from a car in front of the school and I quickly said bye to Ned and run to the car waiting for me.

''Sorry I'm late, the teacher had to make an announcement.'' I justify myself while hopping in the car. Happy greets me with a grumpy nod, but I see through him and spot the fondness in his eyes. On the way home I told Happy everything about my day, but the thing that was making me so nervous. He doesn't seem to notice anything strange with my behavior and keeps driving, probably not even listening to the flood of the words that keeps coming out of my mouth. When we finally arrive at the Tower I immediately start walking in, but not before having thanked Happy. I start running as soon as I get through security and ask FRIDAY to take me to the penthouse when i get in the private elevator.

''Ehy FRI what is the team doing?'' I ask her.

''It seems like Boss is in the lab working on a new project, Mr America is in the living room with Ms Romanoff, Wanda and Vision, Birdbrain 1 is hiding from Rhodey in the vents, Doctor Banner is passed out in his room after 76 hours awake and Bucky is in the kitchen baking cookies, Thor and Loki are on Asard but should be here for dinner, while Bird Brain 2 and Scott are not here.''

''Thank you!''

The elevator's doors open and I see Cap chatting with Nat, Wanda and Vis. They turn around when they hear the elevator open.

''Hey! маленький паук'' (little spider)

''Hi Queens!''

''Sup Pete?''