Y/N turned around, hearing a small 'ding' ring from the door of the Bakery they had just shat in, just behind the counter to be exact.
They held their breath and prayed to god that the person couldn't hear the, squatting down still going for it, the clumps of brown falling down and splatting loudly onto the ground.
It was early in the morning, the Bakery was just about to open.
Harry could smell something, it was... unusual. He didn't usually smell such things in the Bakery, it would usually just be his strawberry smelling shit that he used to bring in customers.
But... this was different.
Harry sniffed out where the smell was coming from and crept over.
Y/N pulled up their pants quickly and crossed their fingers that the sound of footsteps was not a person walking towards them.
Harry peeked over the counter and saw a person, they wore a Harry Styles tee-shirt and ripped blue jeans, they looked gorgeous. But that wasn't the thing that made him feel something.
The shit right next to them was what did it, it was... amazing luv.
"Good afternoon luv, and what are ya doin' back here without me?"
Harry snuck behind the counter, pulled down his pants.
And took a massive shit right beside Y/N's.
Y/N smelt the strawberry scent, they wanted to take it with them where ever they went, whenever it'd go up their nose it'd make them feel as though they was being embraced.
"H-Harry?" Y/N stuttered.
"Shush luv, we can continue if you stay quiet." Harry replied, still shitting his heart out.
"Don't forget... I shit in the bakery too"
And so, the two shat together in peace and harmony.
