Han Solo: "How ya feeling kid?"
(Luke Skywalker was practicing fighting Chewbacca but was flipped over and fell on his face)
(Han rolled him over and inspected him)
Han: "Don't look so bad to me. In fact you look like you could pull the wings off a gundark."
(Chewbacca roared)
Han: "All right all right! Chewie, you look like you could pull the arms off..well anything."
(Chewie giggled to himself in grunts)
Han: "....laugh it up, fuzz ball."
(Luke picked himself up and clutched his stomach, grimacing)
Han: "You all right, kid?"
Luke: "Yeah..but I fell on my lightsaber. Lucky it didn't turn on."
Obi-Wan Kenobi: "It didn't. But you were meant to think it did."
Luke: "Yes, Master Kenobi. I understand."
Han: "Well at least one of us does. Hey I'm off to find your sister. Don't miss me too much."
Luke: "That shouldn't be a problem."
(They shared a teasing grin)
(Han passed Padme in the hall)
Han: "Hey Luke and Leia's mom."
Padme: "Good morning, Captain Solo."
Han: "Don't tell anyone but I'm looking for your daughter so I can flirt with her."
(He patted her shoulder and left leaving Padme making a wtf face)
(Luke entered another room where Rey was training with her lightsaber)
Rey: "Oh! Master Skywalker. I didn't hear you come in."
Luke: "Sorry Rey. You've really improven at that. I mean, I'm still learning myself but I can tell you're a natural with a Saber."
Rey: "Oh thank you! Yes it has gotten easier the more I've done it."
Luke: "Well its like my Aunt Beru used to always say to me..practice makes.."
Finn: "Hey Luke. Can I talk to Rey for a minute?"
Luke: "Of course." (He winks at Finn knowingly before leaving)
Rey: "Hello Finn. What's up?"
Finn: "Rey I just need to tell you something important. I really like you."
Rey: "Oh yeah? Well I really like you too! We're great friends!"
Finn: "Yeah well uh..yeah I guess we are.."
Rey: "I'm just messing with you, Finn. Get in here."
Finn: "..really? But what about Poe?"
Rey: "What about him? He's got a telletubbies name."
Finn: "..yeah guess he does."
(He ran in there and they made out)
(Everyone on the Falcon heard a loud rumble)
C-3PO: "What is it? Where did that come from? Is it the Empire? Oh my! They've found us?"
Finn: "REEEEEYYYYYYY!!!!!"
Luke: "Don't worry 3PO. I know exactly what that is and it's certainly not the Empire."
C-3PO: "Oh my goodness! Shut me down!"
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Star Wars: A Star Wars Story
FanfictionAn alternate version of the Star Wars Saga where many of the main characters are around at the same time. Not meant to be taken too seriously. Kind of a parody.