The Midnight Crew- A Batsis X Batfamily Fanfic

INCORRECT QUOTES

*Sevy starts to leave*

Damian: Yes I'm a cuddler. Come back RIGHT THIS INSTANT!

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Christopher: When I was born, God probably was like "uwu so cute and pure!"

Briar, from across the room: When you were born, Satan was like "ooh, competition!"

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Jason: Hey, do you think I can fit thirteen marshmallows into my mouth?

Tim: You honestly are a hazard to society.

Damian: And a coward. Do twenty.

(EXTRA BELOW)

Sevy: I can do twenty four.

DIck: yeah right, no way!

Sevy: You want proof? Morgan had to do the Heimlich on me for like five minut- wait imma call her and prove it to ya. *calls Morgan*  Yo Morgano, tell my brothers about the time I choked on twenty four marshmallows!

Morgan: *traumatized* ...sweet baby Jesus I was hoping I'd never have to relive that again...

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REACTIONS TO BEING STABBED- TMC EDITION-

Briar: *yanks out knife, ignoring all post-stab procedures, grinning like a toddler* YOUR TURN!

Selma: *ACTIVATE INSTANT KILL*

Christopher: I can hereby confirm that I am not cake.

Morgan: Well, isn't that convenient?

Andre: Aight, well f*ck me then.

Jean-Pierre: *rapid french cursing* 

Sevy:...... y'all want this back? 

Sevy pt 2: Damian's gonna kill me but imma kill you first for good measure

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Bruce: Did you eat all the powdered donuts?

Sevy: .....no.

Bruce: What's that on your pants, then?

Sevy:  ...That's cocaine...

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Timmy: Who programmed my TAHRIS to say 'and that's the tea' everytime I say something?

Sevy, not looking up from her phone:  Briar did.

Briar: And that's the tea, sis.

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Dick: *whimpering*

Sevy: What happened?

Dick: Nothing, I-

Sevy:Who did this to you?

Dick: Please, just-

Sevy: I promise not to get mad.

Dick:....I stubbed my toe on the door.

Sevy: *with a chainsaw* Which f*cking door?

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Bruce: SEVY WHAT THE HELL?!

Sevy: Oh, so only roosters are allowed to start the day with screaming?!

Bruce: YES.

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Sevy: *does something dangerous and gets injured*

Damian: After we lovingly nurse you back to health, I'm going to kill you.

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Sevy: What's with the long face?

Jason: I can't find Dick. He got lost in the crowd.

Sevy: I got this. *inhale* TELL ME WHY-

Dick in the distance: AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HEARTACHE!

Sevy: TELL ME WHY!

Dick: *voice getting closer* AIN'T NOTHING BUT A MISTAKE

Sevy: TELL ME WHY!

Dick: I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAY *Dick pops up next to Sevy and Jason*

Sevy and Dick: I WANT IT THAT WAY!

Jason: ....that was the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.

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Batman: The door's locked.

Sevy: Ah, locks are my specialty. 

*smashes window*

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I'm just imagining Sevy like randomly knowing fifty thousand people on the street and speaking to them in different languages because she's seen them on missions before and her family's like wtf

"Hey Marseilles! What up bro?"

"Assalamu-alaikum, Maryam!"

"Ally! A barátom! Hogy van a férj?" 

Or something like that would be so fun to write :)

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Bruce at a Justice League Meeting: So that's how we should infiltrate the base.

*sound of chips crunching*

Bruce: Barry, is that you?

*Barry throws hands up, no chips*

*ceiling breaks, entire TMC crew falls to the ground*

* Christopher holding a bag of chips*

Sevy: Oh hey dad. *obnoxious grin*

Bruce:  What the hell were you doing in the ceiling?

Sevy:.....duct cleaning?

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That's it for now! If you guys want more incorrect quotes, just comment about them below! If you've got some quotes you think would be rad for the TMC or Batfam, i guess you can send them to me!

Thanks for reading and thanks for all your love and support! ILY all!

-JumpBox13