Sevy, walks by, snatches Briar's wallet:Mine now, b*tch.

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Jason, standing next to Sevy: How come everybody gets so hot and bothered when we have fun together?

Bruce: When you two have fun together, people die.

Sevy:Okay fine, fair point.

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*TMC Mission debriefing*

Sevy: Alright, we're gonna have to distract the guards. Any of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?

Dick: *busts in outta nowhere*

Dick: MY TIME HAS COME.

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Damian: I hate you with every inch of my body and soul.

Tim: That's not a lot of inches....

Damian: WHaT DId yOu JuSt SaY?!

Jason: Nice knowing you, Timbo.

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Dick: Have you ever been yelled at by Sevy before?

Wally, crossing his arms: I'm not scared of her.

Dick, ticking off a tally on his clipboard:So that's a no.

*Arthur having war-like flashbacks in the corner*

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Sevy: I lost 23 pounds in one night.

Barbara: Omg, what's your secret?

Sevy: I had my arm sawed off.

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Damian: I forgot Titus' ball. There's nothing for him to play fetch with.

Sevy: *casually rips off her arm*

Sevy: Titus, fetch!

*throws arm across the Manor*

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Superman following Batman, concerned af: We have a torture chamber? thats not very humane...

Batman dragging along a prisoner: He will beg us to let him tell us everything after spending some time in there, and that is a guarantee. He'll wish he was never born.

*Batman throws him into seemingly empty room*

Superman: What's the torture part of it? 

*lights flick on to reveal Christopher and Andre wearing nothing but boxers and sombreros, holding guitars and singing at the top of their lungs*

Superman: *strained voice* I can hear them from out here, they sound great!

Batman: No they don't

Superman: *almost in tears* no they don't please take me away from here

*prisoner curled up in corner, crying*

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Sevy: Are you a cuddler?

Damian: I AM A MACHINE OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTI-

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