Fake It Till You Bake It: Mutant Edition (X Men)

Fake It Till You Bake It(tm)

in animalistic growling (growls)

HOST: y'know what. Good 'nuff . (Sips from flask) time to

bake a cake.

HOST: it took our professional chef 2 hours to make this

cake. You all have to make it in 1 without sabotaging

other contestants. The recipe is on your respective

counters, Get cracking.

HOST: Well go on go.

PIETRO: (zooms off)

ERIK: (pre heats oven and grabs does magnet shit with the

metal pans)

(all other contestants are business as usual.)

HOST: right off the bat you can see ERIK and PIETRO using

their powers rather liberally. After all when your kid

can whip batter that fast who needs an electric mixer!

Am I right?

(cut)

HOST: meanwhile over here with the Summers we have our first

mistake. They're off mixing the cake but the oven

remains unheated. Looks like we're gonna be eating

more raw cake than we expected. Yikes!

(cut)

HOST: WOLVERINE and ROGUE seem to be on the right track but

they're using a cupcake pan instead of a round pan.

Could this be a deliberate move or simple illiteracy?

I say we find out.

HOST: So what's the deal with the cupcake pan?

WOLVERINE: (animalistic growling as he greases the pan with

butter on a claw)

HOST: (looks to ROGUE) how about you ROGUE?

ROGUE: what he said (is too busy cooking)

HOST: so that settles it, the adoptive family is illiterate.

Let's see how our father and son duo are doing.

HOST: So what are you up to?

ERIK: I'm making the buttercream.

HOST: where's your timer.

ERIK: PIETRO has it he's getting items for decorations.

HOST: wow you two really have this ahead of schedule. I'm

impressed.

ERIK: as you should be

(cut)

HOST: After what seems like a century it seems the Summers

brothers finally thought to preheat the oven. Given

their powers this could turn out fine. But will it be

enough to save their cake? Time to go ask.

HOST: Hey ALEX.

ALEX: sup.

HOST: so ALEX I've heard conflicting reports about your

powers. Does the energy go through your hands or your