Crocs

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Jared did a lot of stupid shit. It's not really a hot take it's just true. Jared is one of those book smart people that can solve really fucking complicated math and then turn around and ask you what color the sky is. The thing is, he learned what parts of his stupidity pissed off his boyfriends.

Connor had a severe hatred for crocs. Not even he knows why. He just despises them. Evan hated it when Jared wore two different colors of shoes. So this leads to Jared wearing two different colors of crocs. (Purple and green) 

When Jared rolled up to where they meet in the morning before having to go to classes, Evan sighed and Connor looked like 8 years had just been taken off his life.

"What's up, guys?" Jared pretended to have no idea why they were looking at him like that.

Connor took in a deep breath. "Jared, Jare, Baby, Lovely, I-" He sighed. "I love you. I really do. But then you go and do things like this." He gestured to the crocs. "And I seriosly question why I do."

"Aww! I love you too ConCon!"

"Jare, we've talked about the shoe thing though," it had been a few minutes since the shoes were first witnessed. Evan was still cringing.

Jared started laughing. "But your face of dissapointment when I do a bad thing that isnt that bad is super cute though." Jared kissed Evan's cheek.

"I suppose the brigtly colored missmatched crocs can be forgiven."

"I will fogive the croc sin after I get my ever so desired affection."

Jared kissed Connor's cheek too. "Are my sins forgiven now?"

"Yes."

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i dunno fam. There's just not enough content for them. If I have to be the soul provider so be it.

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